[B]Simple rules[/B]:
I post a hypothetical statement. The next poster gives it a positive spin. The poster after that points out a downside to the upside. And so on.
[B]Example[/B]:
OP: My car refuses to start.
Reply 1: But it's okay because you didn't wanna go to work today anyway.
Reply 2: You're fired because you didn't come to work.
Reply 3: This is a good reason to find a job you'd enjoy more, however.
Reply 4: There's a massive queue at the employment agency.
Reply 5: While waiting, you meet the cutest girl ever. Is this love?
Reply 6: She mentions that she has a boyfriend. Fuck.
etc
[B]Opening statement[/B]:
My hamster ran away.
On the bright side now nobody watches you when you jerk off.
Then again, the hamster won't escape its cage and shit all over your room anymore.
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;38523935]Then again, the hamster won't escape its cage and shit all over your room anymore.[/QUOTE]
Now I will have to find some other way to sate my fetish for being covered in shit at all times.
It's ok, your still unemployed after your car broke down. Something to do in your time.
The only thing you can do in your spare time is jerk off.
Two weeks later, your right arm is extremely muscled as a result.
You become so muscly you crush your dick.
It's okay, you still have your anal prostate
[QUOTE=medal-12;38524133]It's okay, you still have your anal prostate[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately your shitty lifestyle has caused you to mutate a facial one.
Sideshow alley gives you shit loads of money.
Sadly you just spend all that money on drugs anyway
But on the other hand you get to experience all sorts of cool shit while on drugs.
Video games become less fun in comparison.
So now you can waste less time on them!
What were you doing before?
owning my very own duck?
But you don't anymore since your parents killed it and ate it for dinner.
That's why you burnt their house down.
But your family dog was there too.
The duck was alive then, gave it a nice smokey flavour. The dog smelled good too.
the sweet scent of dead, burning dog causes your repressed animal necrophilia to emerge.
you uncontrollably start brutally fucking it and develop an addiction to flaming dog carcus
Though it is horrific and grotesque, this deed you are committing, the dog now smells like mcnuggets which is nice I suppose.
McDonalds sues you for copyright infringement
Then again you always wanted to be sued by a big corporation, I guess you hit the jackpot.
You might loose your house and your girlfriend might leave you.
But hey, then you can go on that backpacker trip you always wanted to go on.
You have no money and you're forced to backpack with a wild clan of hobos.
However, one hobo is really a magician in disguise who demonstrates his magic by turning a bird inside out and will do you a magical favor.
Too bad the bird had chickenpox.
And now you do too.
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