Best way to kill yourself/escape a situation

[zydos]

I won't tell you anything. It isn't for you to know. I just need opinions.

[Zakk]

:lol: Make sure you take a lot of people down with you too.

[Xenoyia v3]

Drugs. Definetly. Everything else would hurt :frog:

[Edgeless]

Sex with Ann Coultier

[zydos]

[QUOTE=Xenoyia v3;23153750]:frog:[/QUOTE]

I like this. Being high is fun

[Xenoyia v3]

[QUOTE=Edgeless;23153768]Sex with Ann Coultier[/QUOTE]

I'd.. rather hang myself :frog:

[Soderholm]

Brain to bullet...

[i]Wait..[/i]

[TSIThomas]

[I]Run away to California and live with my boyfriend - Cos I'm bisexual.
[/I]

[the_KMM]

.357 magnum to the skull.

[zydos]

So shooting, or running away? Seem like good choices. Everything else hurts (except drugs :3:)

[Gyroburner]

All of them at the same time.

[henrietta]

Shooting, just mug the wrong guy.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJlsc8GU50[/media]

[zydos]

People chose boyfriend over death.

I like this choice

[Hoob]

Suicide is for quitters.

[Nerts]

I know a guy from California, I hope his girlfriend wont mind.

[B-RAND]

Drugs, They solve everything.

[xeo xeo]

And now Boys and Girls: The awesomest way to commit suicide!

1: [B]make a noose from a very thin piano wire, hang it in the ceiling.[/B]

2: [B]Tighten noose around neck, stand on a moderate high bench/stool etc.[/B]

3: [B]Using Superglue, glue your hands to your head (The noose have to be fastened [U]before[/U] this point[/B])

4: [B]Jump![/B]

5: [B]If done correctly, Your head will be cut off your shoulders, and it will now seem to everybody else as if you have ripped your own fucking head off. you will be the most awesome dead guy in the whole fucking cemetery.[/B]

[Cysero]

Go to console and type

bind k "kill"

Then press k.

[Paradox8]

shoot yourself.

[kmlkmljkl]

divide 42 by 0

[zydos]

Ok, bye facepunch.

Mods, lock the thread. I've got my answer. Ask paradox about how if feels to kill somebody.

[Assburgers]

[editline]08:44PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;23157246]divide 42 by 0[/QUOTE]

[img]http://blog.scoopdreams.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Tsar-Nuclear-Explosion.jpg[/img]

[Its a alien]

[QUOTE=Xenoyia v3;23153750]Drugs. Definetly. Everything else would hurt :frog:[/QUOTE]

Overdose.. But what the hell is [b]this![/b]

[TheOneFree-Man]

Nitrogen is pretty good.
But i suggest running away.

[Paradox8]

[QUOTE=zydos;23157427]Ok, bye facepunch.

Mods, lock the thread. I've got my answer. Ask paradox about how if feels to kill somebody.[/QUOTE]

Killing is my buisiness...and buisiness is good.

[Paul McCartney]

Why the fuck did you egg him on?

[zydos]

Fuck it, I'm going with Jeffery.
And Para, stop qq'ing because I dumped you.
I was going out with Jeffery three months before I came on to you. We're still madly in love. I left you because I felt shitty about betraying Jeffery.
If only I could have had a choice, between who I loved more.... Oh wait, I did. And I chose Jeffery.
Oops! Don't I look like a dick?

I'm going to Cali next week. I'll send yiffpics for you.

[Juniez]

WHOAWHoawhoawhoa

[Paradox8]

[QUOTE=zydos;23159905]Fuck it, I'm going with Jeffery.
And Para, stop qq'ing because I dumped you.
I was going out with Jeffery three months before I came on to you. We're still madly in love. I left you because I felt shitty about betraying Jeffery.
If only I could have had a choice, between who I loved more.... Oh wait, I did. And I chose Jeffery.
Oops! Don't I look like a dick?

I'm going to Cali next week. I'll send yiffpics for you.[/QUOTE]

lol, such an attention whore.

[Carbisari]

[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;23153958]All of them at the same time.[/QUOTE]