Post any moments that were completely random/stupid in any way.
Contribution: I was on this computer in my basement looking on FP when the light in my hallway just exploded. I blame the zombie ghosts that haunt my house.
I was browsing facepunch and then this thread popped up.
I believe the term you're looking for is [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigLippedAlligatorMoment]Big Lipped Alligator Moment[/url]
Anyway, I recently went to the science museum in Bristol on a school trip. I was coming out of the toilets when out of nowhere a menacing-looking boy in a wheelchair rounds the corner and [I]fucking grabs onto my shirt[/I] whilst gurning. He didn't seem to want to let go. Thankfully his carer/parent pulled him off in time but for the rest of the day I was worried he might return and start clawing my face or something.
I farted unexpectedly today.
I walked by my closet and then a skeleton popped out
[QUOTE=Zovox;31743538]I walked by my closet and then a skeleton popped out[/QUOTE]
Did it offer you a hat?
my friend Arvid told us how he thought that all males have three testicles up until they reach puberty, when it falls off or just disappears.
He's not the brightest guy i know.
[QUOTE=brent the bent;31744246]my friend Arvid told us how he thought that all males have three testicles up until they reach puberty, when it falls off or just disappears.
He's not the brightest guy i know.[/QUOTE]
:rolleye:
I hope he is not like that all the time.
One time, I rolled a dice.
I was at a electronic music festival yesterday. This one is pretty known to be a fucking mess, drunk people everywhere and drugs everywhere. Weed smoke in the air and all that kind of jazz.
So I tried to get in front of the stage to dance and on the way there was a guy which wore an armor made out of beer cans, his arms and torso was covered in beer cans which were put together by plastic strings and cables.
I decided to sleep the other way round in my bed once.
Moved pillows to the other end, went to sleep.
That night, I had one of the most wierd night-terrors I can remember.
Never slept that way again.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;31745443]I decided to sleep the other way round in my bed once.
Moved pillows to the other end, went to sleep.
That night, I had one of the most wierd night-terrors I can remember.
Never slept that way again.[/QUOTE]
I tried that once. I fell off my bed because I usually lean against the wall when sleeping.
I sneezed.
I dont remember this but apparently when i was younger my mom came home from work (She worked late) and found me sleep walking. Apparently I said "There are no dinosuars..." them walked back to bed
I swear i put this in a few threads. But i was at University and i was walking down the stairs. I had my camera on Video. -Vlogging for a class. Honestly, it sucks.- And i saw my cousin about to topple over into the fountain. I tried to run over to her and film her, and i fell down the stairs. I got a decent amount of bruises and i cut my lip. But i Ninja'd my landing and walked over to her. LIKE A BAWS!
One time I was and then a skeleton popped out.
Intruder ! Intruderr...in my basement.
Suddenly a storm of flying shit daggers came out from nowhere and that was all
It was around 4-5 AM on a Saturday, and I was taking a shit. Didn't bother to lock the door since I didn't really think anyone would get up at this time.
Anyways, after a couple of minutes my brother burst in, and starting talking loudly "GET OFF THE TOILET I HAVE TO USE IT NOW!". I was extremely confused and responded with "No, I'm here now. Get out and use the toilet downstairs!", and he said "NO I REALLY HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW!", I said "NO, I'M ON THE DAMN TOILET RIGHT NOW SO GET OUT!". He then dropped his pants, walked over to the bathing-tub, sat down and started peeing. 10 seconds later he walked out.
I was confused.
At some point in everyday something in my room makes a squeak noise. I have no clue what it is and it seems to happen at the same time everyday.
[QUOTE=eninco;31746315]At some point in everyday something in my room makes a squeak noise. I have no clue what it is and it seems to happen at the same time everyday.[/QUOTE]
For me, the sound always comes from the closet at night
Today I woke up in a doghouse
[QUOTE=eninco;31746315]At some point in everyday something in my room makes a squeak noise. I have no clue what it is and it seems to happen at the same time everyday.[/QUOTE]
Could be the temperature.
[QUOTE=commander204;31747982]Could be the temperature.[/QUOTE]
Or something that gets triggered every day, for me it's my boiler
One time I wanted orange and it gave me lemon-lime
a few months ago i walked of the stairs with my eyes closed,
what happend ? i felt.
A month ago,I was to a concert and I asked for a Coke,but the bartender gave me a beer v:v:v
I called my teacher mom multiple times and still didn't realize. Until I realize I was at school and staring at my teacher's boobs. ~meh
lol so randumb xDDDDDDDD
This morning (yeah) i turned on my laptop got something to drink i watch on my screen... Blue...
Fckin bluescreen:v:
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