• Make web pages load slower?
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This may seem a weird request but I've noticed while out and about using my Android phone on 3G and GPRS networks I've realised I actually find the time it takes to load pages quite useful/pleasant and it makes me think more about what I am searching for or trying to read. When I'm at home I tend to expect everything instantly so end up searching for all sorts of crap and end up losing my concentration span and train of thought entirely due to thinking too fast kinda like a "google-induced A.D.D.". I apparently have Aspergers (according to psychiatrists) but that's beside the point, is there any way to slow down web page loading like a plugin or an extension? All I can think of so far is to use a real slow proxy...
Get comcast.
"google-induced A.D.D." that's the best thing i've heard all week
Close your eyes and pretend it's loading.
use IE
Open about ten separate web browser programs. Or just fill your tool bar with a ton of shit.
Wow, someone who is actually complaining that internet loads too fast? Now I've seen everything. [QUOTE=Eva-1337;37351761]Open about ten separate web browser programs. Or just fill your tool bar with a ton of shit.[/QUOTE] Nah, those will fuck up the rest of his computer too.
Run massive parallel torrents of porn in the background.
[QUOTE=KlaseR;37351599]use IE[/QUOTE] Already tried, latest version of IE is pretty fast. I mainly use Chrome and occasionally Firefox. Hmm maybe I should try disabling Google Instant Search and see if that helps... [editline]22nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Aurora93;37351379]"google-induced A.D.D." that's the best thing i've heard all week[/QUOTE] Pleased to be of service, sir
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