Okay guys.
So, imagine that there is this appartement your uncle owns. He lives in France and comes there only in summers, the rest of the year it's always empty.
And imgine that you got a hot gf who wants to have sex, but the only good place to do whatever you please is that empty house.
And imagine that you happened to have a copy of that place's key, but the building's main door is protected by a password because the guys inside are paranoids (Irony, I know).
So, the question is, what would you, beloved people of the republic of Facepunch, do to get a hold of that passcode? :v:
[sp]Good suggestions get nudes of gf once it works. [/sp]
Stand near, smoke a cigarette. When somebody comes - watch what code he types in.
Bring this fucker with me
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Start at 0000, then 0001, 0002, 0003, 0004, etc. Eventually you will find it. Try the corners, 1379, 1973, 3791, 7391, 7193, codes like that.
Watch what someone types in
Wait for someone to go in and catch the door before it closes.
Find someone who frequently goes in and catch then and explain your story and hopefully he will give you the code.
Pay someone for the code and thank them
Other door (fire door)
Crowbar.
0451.
or, reindeerflotilla
Or just search around outside until you find a datacube with the code or a few multitools
Ask Nicely. Say please and thank you. Offer a beer.
I think I will go with the bribe someone option.
And the datacube one made me shit a kidney from laughter. Good old times. :v:
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I think I will go with the bribe someone option.
And the datacube one made me shit a kidney from laughter. Good old times. :v:
have sex somewhere else
Call your uncle..?
Dont bribe, too risky as you will just appear as if you are trying to steal stuff from there and might completely destroy your chances of getting the code...Just stand around outside of it looking confused/stressed and when someone comes along say that your uncle lives there and he gave you a spare key so you could stay there while visiting friends/family in the area or something.
My uncle is pretty cool, well, most of them, so try explaining to him or something, maybe he'd tell you?
Open the door with your bear hands.
[QUOTE=Pringles.;28584152]Open the door with your bear hands.[/QUOTE]
You mean bare?
I can't talk to my uncle about this. He's kind of a conservator and my gf is kind of a 'ho.
And, yeah, thinking about it, the bribe plan might actually backfire and cause me trouble. :/
Why did he give you a key though? Cant you just make something up and ask for the code?
I "found" the key, too... :v:
Do what they did in Taken, stand outside pretending to be on the phone with a bag of shopping, and wait for someone to go in and grab the door behind them or something. Or use your bear hands
[QUOTE=T-Bag-T;28584531]Do what they did in Taken, stand outside pretending to be on the phone with a bag of shopping, and wait for someone to go in and grab the door behind them or something. Or use your bear hands[/QUOTE]
That would work to gain entry, but I'm guessing OP wants the actual code as him and his girlfriend aren't gonna want to wait outside with shopping till someone comes. It kinda kills the mood...
[QUOTE=T-Bag-T;28584531]Do what they did in Taken, stand outside pretending to be on the phone with a bag of shopping, and wait for someone to go in and grab the door behind them or something. Or use your bear hands[/QUOTE]
Since many suggested it, I guess I will follow the most viable option and use my bear hands.
[QUOTE=Lilolia;28584097]Dont bribe, too risky as you will just appear as if you are trying to steal stuff from there and might completely destroy your chances of getting the code...Just stand around outside of it looking confused/stressed and when someone comes along say that your uncle lives there and he gave you a spare key so you could stay there while visiting friends/family in the area or something.[/QUOTE]
This. Although they might tell your uncle.
Try the code at first with any random number.
Quickly hide in a bush before the person comes outside.
Use your clairvoyance on him and watch him input the right code; once he returns inside, go and type in the right one.
[url]http://www.ehow.com/how_6826611_check-paper-fingerprints.html[/url]
Check what keys were used, and just try any combination for them.
Next time someone opens the door, grab it before it closes and cover the hole where the latch would go with tape. Now the door can't lock and you can enter it whenever you want.
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[QUOTE=Edward Norton;28590370][url]http://www.ehow.com/how_6826611_check-paper-fingerprints.html[/url]
Check what keys were used, and just try any combination for them.[/QUOTE]
Hindered somewhat by people like the OP who have inevitably tried mashing every button on the keypad
Kick it until I break my foot.
Have you tried pressing 'E'?
Use the paranoia against him. Tell him you think someone is in their house and ask for the pass key so you can confront the intruder*.
* Where in reality the only intruder is you intruding that ass
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;28594055]Have you tried pressing 'E'?[/QUOTE]
That would just give him a rattle of the handle and a low "boop"
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