What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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Teacher: None of you can divide by zero
*points to random students*
Teacher: Not any of you!
Me: I can
Teacher: no, you can't
Me: Yes, I can :smug:
Teacher: Get out.
Your turn.
Knowing more than the teacher. :rolleyes:
I once ran in front of another child who was walking twords the water fountain and took a drink.
Teacher: Well that was rude! Wouldn't you care if someone cut in front of you?
Me: I wouldn't really care
Teacher: ...
I've never been kicked out from class. :kiddo:
Neither have I.
I actually do what I'm supposed to do.
I told my maths teacher she was young enough to be my sister
and the funny thing is she's the same age as my brother
I proved the teacher wrong in a political conversation. She got pissed, and sent me out into the hall. Why in god's name she decided to bring up Barack Obama and "what great things he has done for this country" is beyond me.
[QUOTE=Haxxer;20840761]Neither have I.
I actually do what I'm supposed to do.[/QUOTE]
I completely agree. But it was Friday. And she said "You can't divide by 0" It was a perfect moment.
For having my hands covered in tape, so They were stuck togeather like I was in the middle of clapping. Then I couldnt open the door. She laughed after I left.
I got kicked out for disrespect
At least that's what they told me when I objected to the teacher after she pulled me into a stupid arguemant of
"Does science challenge religion"
Seriously she had such a shit arguemant and I just stopped talking and then I was thrown out
Even worse I got given an after school detention for that :wtc:
Letting out a Dangerous gas called FART
Never have been kicked out, trustworthy to the teachers.
Saying retarded. Fucking politically correct people annoy me.
For sleeping in a class, even though it was an easy class.
Maths Teacher: Write this stuff down
Me: No, i already know it inside out
Teacher: Well you still have to learn things you already know
Me: So according to your logic... we should be learning simple addition again?
Teacher: Get out
Correcting the teacher.
She was later fired.
Woke up early in a very bad mood, walked to school in nothing but boxers, a bathrobe, and slippers. I brought a thermos full of tea to first period and the teacher told me to put it away so I yelled "Fuck this!" and walked out. They stopped me at the front door and I got suspended for a week.
[QUOTE=trent_roolz;20845187]Woke up early in a very bad mood, walked to school in nothing but boxers, a bathrobe, and slippers. I brought a thermos full of tea to first period and the teacher told me to put it away so I yelled "Fuck this!" and walked out. They stopped me at the front door and I got suspended for a week.[/QUOTE]
That was funny
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;20840708]Knowing more than the teacher. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kawaii;20840797]I proved the teacher wrong in a political conversation. She got pissed, and sent me out into the hall. Why in god's name she decided to bring up Barack Obama and "what great things he has done for this country" is beyond me.[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you were both kicked out for being pompous wieners
telling my teacher I ate my home work
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I even got suspended for that...of course about 20 other kids got suspended that day too. The new principal was trying to make herself look evil by suspending alot of students on her first day.
Getting in an argument with my teacher about a question on a test. I was right, but she continued to argue about nothing. Eventually I snapped and yelled at her. Then got sent out. Later she called my house and told my parents I was right, but shouldn't of argued.
We had a racist substitute teacher who sent all the black kids out of the class so I said she was racist and she said "I aint havin no blacks in my class" and then later she made someone switch computers and I told her you have to log it off and she kicked me out into the hall.
Saying hello in homeroom time. Fucking oppressive school, no talking, just work, no work? fucking suspended.
My teacher in like 6th grade liked me a lot but I hated her, and she said every time I didn't say hi to her, I would get sent out, and I got kicked out of class like 20 times in a row and failed. I was one stubborn prick.
I've never been kicked out of class.
[QUOTE=blah45;20846817]Saying hello in homeroom time. Fucking oppressive school, no talking, just work, no work? fucking suspended.[/QUOTE]
Fight the power man.
I've been kicked out for drawing a meter long dick and attaching it to a piece of wood, I was gonna show my friend in the next classroom.
And the teacher was marking the role, calling out peoples name, he called Marissa (who wasn't there) so I sang "Marissa Marissa I really wanna kiss ya".
Sorry guys I guess you can't be as bad ass and cool as me.
Apparently in kindergarten I picked up a chair and attacked my teacher. I got suspended, but I don't even remember it.
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I did remember the suspension though
Edit: to be clear, I don't remember attacking my teacher with a chair.
Having a magazine with guns it it.
I shotgunned an UNGRADED test during Math. She calls me out and gives me this lecture and shit.
Wow, teachers apparently can be such dips.
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