I had a 105.2 degree fever and I threw up like, 5 times in a row. Was required to go to the hospital.
How about you?
Aids.
I fuked a dead baby kitten
39 degree fever
[I]uhhhh[/I]
Fever.
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;17127863]I fuked a dead baby kitten[/QUOTE]
Wierdo....
Sickest would be a VERY BAD FLU and by very bad i mean Holy shit bad.
other than that just heart attacks.
I had Shigellosis. I had dysentery and spent a week or so in the hospital. Luckily, I was not on the Oregon Trail.
So sick I had runny noses and coughing very badly 24/7.
I had the flu and I had diarrhea at the same time....not happy times for me :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Wizey!;17127882]
Sickest would be a VERY BAD FLU and by very bad i mean Holy shit bad..[/QUOTE]In other words, this.
Broke my merge :argh:
pneumonia for most of my summer a few years back
Appendicitis
They call it Deathbed. If you sleep for too long, you die.
I have a device hooked up to my bed which shocks me after I sleep for 15 minutes. I have to go to sleep for these 15 minute naps 5 times a day.
jk lol, I had really bad gas once
Not really through disease... But I don't have my left hand (carnival bomb accident)
I had asthma when I was 8 years old. I couldn't breathe very well, my head was drowsy, and eventually I fainted from oxygen deprivation. I would've died that very night if the paramedics arrived too late, it was a horrible experience.
one time i farted, sneezed, coughed, shit, and peed at the same time. it resulted in me bleeding through all the openings in my body and i went to the hospital....
just kidding, i once got a cough :P
[QUOTE=-_-;17129585]one time i farted, sneezed, coughed, shit, and peed at the same time. it resulted in me bleeding through all the openings in my body and i went to the hospital....
just kidding, i once got a cough :P[/QUOTE]
you're so hilarious
Caught that West Nile Virus like a year ago, Was sick for 3 weeks :c
Chicken pox.
Colon infection. Massive stomach cramps, constipation, throwing up. But, when I got to the hospital they put me on Morphine. :smug:
Mono fuckin sucked
Or tonsillitis.
not now, but I'm gonna be DEAF D: T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T
40degree fever when I was 10
I don't know.
Maybe this morning.
I was puking for 3 or so minutes.
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;17129712]Colon infection. Massive stomach cramps, constipation, throwing up. But, when I got to the hospital they put me on Morphine. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Last time I had surgery this russian accented doctor gave me a shot of morphine and some weird anesthesia instead of the gas mask thing right before they started and it was like a minute of what I think heaven feels like.
Then when I woke up I was in so much pain they gave me enough of this pain medicine (more than enough for an elderly man who just broke their back should take the nurse told me) was so loopy I looked at a clock, blinked and it was like a half hour later.
But I couldn't get more because of a 6 month problem with vicodin I had :smug:
I took a shit and looked at it then threw up on it and when I was done I ran back to class and said "GUYS, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS" and everyone followed me to the bathroom and threw up all over everything and we all lost 90 pounds that day.
That thing where i didnt eat enough fiber wich resulted in diarrhea fuckfarts and vomiting during 3:00 AM
leukemia during 2005/06
Food poisoning and the Flu.
Throwing up on two different levels.
Also another of those annual sores in my mouth.
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