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[img]http://www.mostphotos.com/preview/176076/horrified-businessman.jpg[/img] Like the title implies! My contributions of the day ----- [I]"I'm going to stick a toothpick under my nail and heavily bang my foot against a wall" "You must be a torrent cause you look like you could use my seed" "I put the STD in Stud. All I need is U" "If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Easter, would it be alright if I spent some time in between the holidays?"[/I]

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MuKbMFM.png[/IMG] [editline]adslfasdlfjasd[/editline] get fucking fucked hatley you tiny ninja man

I see. Thanks!

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[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43480359][img]http://i.imgur.com/2d3QPca.png[/img][/QUOTE] I hope that this isn't real. No human being could be that awful, right?

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Here's a story of a horrible injury I once had: I swung my legs to get out of bed, and smashed one of my toes on the footboard. It was hurting constantly, pus and blood was coming out of it on a regular basis. Sometimes after having a bath, I'd find a shard of the nail sticking out of the skin. When I got it operated on, I had to fast, and ended up going 16 hours without anything to eat 'cause of Babies that needed operations. The Doctors were freaked the fuck out when they operated, or so I was told. Afterwards I was drifting in and out of consciousness for about 3 or 4 hours. I had no idea what I was doing and no memory of that part, but apparently I tried to pull the IV line out of my arm, resulting in a huge fucking mess. When I finally came to my senses and got home, I threw up really fucking violently and passed out, while throwing up. The recovery took way longer than it should have, I had to have a nurse come round every other day to clean up my toe and put fresh bandages on it. On the plus side, that incident got me used to seeing my own blood.

[QUOTE=Hatley;43486229]Here's a story of a horrible injury I once had: I swung my legs to get out of bed, and smashed one of my toes on the footboard. It was hurting constantly, pus and blood was coming out of it on a regular basis. Sometimes after having a bath, I'd find a shard of the nail sticking out of the skin. When I got it operated on, I had to fast, and ended up going 16 hours without anything to eat 'cause of Babies that needed operations. The Doctors were freaked the fuck out when they operated, or so I was told. Afterwards I was drifting in and out of consciousness for about 3 or 4 hours. I had no idea what I was doing and no memory of that part, but apparently I tried to pull the IV line out of my arm, resulting in a huge fucking mess. When I finally came to my senses and got home, I threw up really fucking violently and passed out, while throwing up. The recovery took way longer than it should have, I had to have a nurse come round every other day to clean up my toe and put fresh bandages on it. On the plus side, that incident got me used to seeing my own blood.[/QUOTE] I once had my jaws realigned, plated and mouth wired shut. I rolled over in my morphine induced sleep, slept on my face, bled all over the bed, ripped out my iv drip and my injection site. Waking up was not a fun experience, the bed was soaked and my lungs were full of blood. :v: