Post your awkward and distasteful jokes here.
For example: A guy walks into a bar and says "I bet you $100 I can bite my left eye." The bartender takes him on the bet, and takes out his glass left eye and bites down on it. The bartender says "Wow! That's neat!" gives him his $100. The man then says "I bet you $500 I can bite my right eye!" The bartender, knowing this guy was obviously not blind and had a real eye, took him on this bet. The man takes out his dentures and uses them to bite down on his right eye. The bartender the writes him a check for $500. The man then says "I bet you $10,000 that if you took a shot glass, slid it across the bar, I could hop along the barstools and piss into it without getting a single drop on his bar" The bartender, knowing this was absolutely impossible, took him on this bet. The man tries this and gets piss all over the bar. The bartender jumps in the air with joy as a man in the back yells "God dammit!" throws his drink on the ground. The bartender asked him what was the matter and he says "This asshole bet me $50,000 that he could piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it!"
Or:
What do you do if your wife is staggering?
Shoot her again.
I hope nobody takes any posts in an offensive way. Because these are jokes.
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