Omegle Chats - "Talking dirty" - General

[url]http://www.omegle.com/[/url] Omegle is a site where your paired with a random stranger into chat. You can converse with strangers of similar interests with you, or you can go into question mode and ask or answer questions. [img]http://i.imgur.com/zPWvJph.png[/img]

I'm stuck in 2002 and had never heard of this site before.

Does this work on Dial Up connections? And why do this when I can use AIM?

[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 17/Florida Stranger: Vote for MEEE!!!! ;p Stranger: Sexxxy HOTTT females! Stranger: t.co/lUI8dO3Jyr Vote here!!! ;). You: 67/Pyongyang Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]

my friend did this last wednesday [url]http://pastebin.com/FWK5VmMZ[/url]

Am i the only one who can't avoid ending up in this deep philosophical discussion regarding society and human nature?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/W57ctbY.png[/IMG] I also tried to have a hood RP with a bot that was advertising tampons, accidentally clicked "New" before I was able to screenshot it though.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yLcqpUU.png[/IMG] It's so much fun just turning everyone's RP into a George Bush and NSA manhunt :v: Edit: My automerge

I've been there an hour a day every day all summer. Each and every chat was about this fun: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Kik plos You: I don't have one Stranger has disconnected.

[QUOTE] [B]Stranger:[/B] hi [B]You:[/B] asl [B]Stranger:[/B] 14/m/tn [B]You:[/B] 96, tranny, Ain-Salah, Algeria Stranger has disconnected. [/QUOTE]

This one was from a thread last year, repost worthy. [quote] You: hey there Stranger: M You: f Stranger: Hey :) You: :) You: asl? Stranger: 23 NYC Stranger: You? You: 18 Californa You: wanna get down?? :)) Stranger: Yeah babe :) You: also do u like scat? Stranger: Tell me bout yourself a bit? Stranger: What's scat? You: thats poopsex You: :) You: ;) Stranger: Mmm...down for wtv ;) You: okay You: *me sits down and rubs puss* Stranger: Mmm...strokin my cock here...almost up to its full 7.5" Stranger: You soakin? You: penetrate me in my puss Stranger: I ram my rod into your tight cunt Stranger: Mmm so hot inside you babe You: yes You: *me moans* You: *shits all over your dick and balls* Stranger: Also reach behind, slide a finger in your little pussy You: you like that? Stranger: Mmmm...yeah...take my finger, stick it in your dirty asshole You: *me puts ur finger in my asshole* You: *me shits full force Stranger: Rub that shit all over us You: ooooh fuck you You: *me gets up* You: lick my cunt Stranger: I put my shit fingers up to your mouth as I bury my face in your cunny Stranger: Suckin your dirty clot You: *me shits all over your face and chest* Stranger: *clit You: fuck yeah You: *me takes turd, rubs it over your face* You: EAT MY SHIT BITCH You: *me gets 30 inch dragondildo and puts it up ur ass* You: YEAH Stranger: Mmmm...time for payback...I stand above you, and begin to piss all over you You: FUCK MY SHIT COVERED DIDLO You: oooh fuck ye You: your piss is good Stranger: I make you drink it before I take a dump in your dirty mouth You: *me drinks your piss* You: *me still moving dildo in and out of your ass* Stranger: Just before you can push off, I choke you by forcing my cock ou Stranger: Into your throat You: gumgumgumg You: *me dies from lack of air* You: RIP me You: Now, before I pass on to heaven You: Facepunch says hi! You have disconnected.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;41981563]oh god what[/QUOTE] I...It's..I...What.

So, 12 Year old fox. [I]Nothing wrong here.[/I]

[quote]You: quick, i'm from the year 2089 and everybody speaks in binary. i am using a binary translator to tell you very valuable information. i need you to call the number 202-493-1945 to contact the president and make sure he forbids this terrible event that occurs in 2072. please do whatever it takes to keep this event from happening Stranger: hi Stranger has disconnected.[/quote] my creative mind is terrible. :v: who knew one question can lead to alot of stuff [quote] Question to discuss: would you two bang if you could? Stranger 2: hey Stranger 1: hi Stranger 2: so we should answer the question Stranger 1: iwell, im female 26 Stranger 2: well I'm 20 male Stranger 1: are you one of the swag/yolo idiots or are you exclusively into men? Stranger 2: I'm a dirty straight man Stranger 1: well, so far so good Stranger 2: ya Stranger 1: im a massage therapist, what are you Stranger 2: I do the same actually Stranger 1: really? Stranger 1: thats cool Stranger 2: Ya Stranger 1: what type Stranger 2: well I do massage but not therapy Stranger 1: ? Stranger 2: I give people massages but I don't do therapy Stranger 1: oh. you were talking about the sexy thing. i was just saying thats who i am. i make people feel good via touch. Stranger 1: so what are you Stranger 2: I'm a car designer Stranger 1: see, thats really cool Stranger 2: ya Stranger 2: I work for Lamborghini and ferrari Stranger 1: .... are you BSing me? cuz that sounds like a rockstar type of job Stranger 2: no I'm not Stranger 1: well, kudos then, you must be good at what you do Stranger 2: Ya I am Stranger 2: so do you want to bang me Stranger 1: lol, in real life i would spend time getting to know you, to figure out if you are a real down to earth person or just a rich snob, but for the sake of argument, you seem cool, for the sake of this question, i will say the potential is there Stranger 2: ok [/quote]

Found someone asking for Danielle on the Roleplay section. Decided to roleplay Danielle as long as I could. [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Roleplay. Stranger: Danielle? You: Yes, this is her. Stranger: its lexi You: OMG! Stranger: :) You: wow, can't believe we found eachother Stranger: i know! Im so glad though! You: me too! You: ok, ryan's texting me, just a sec Stranger: Whos ryan? You: :3 You: okay, back Stranger: Great so you want to continue? You: Do I ever! Stranger: ok it was you next :) You: *Danielle licks lexi seductively* You: Your turn. ;) Stranger has disconnected. [/QUOTE] I'm wondering what "lexi" said to the real Danielle afterwards.

not really sure if this fits but me and my friend (she was a girl, not in a relationship :v:) were at school and on an omegle alternative called tohou or something, and i would sometimes get matched up with her and when she said "asl" i would say "13/m/sitting right next to you." she typed fuck you and dc'd. she got her friend over to look at the chat and they laughed. [sp]yes i'm 13 don't make a big fucking deal out of it[/sp]

So I went to do this, some how getting OP and FTP access of some furries minecraft server. I didn't even try to either, he just gave it to me.

[quote]You both like sex. Stranger: m You: f Stranger: age? :) You: 17 You: u? Stranger: me too :) You: horny? Stranger: yea :) Stranger: u? :) You: i just need release :( but cant fuck irl right now so im here :3 Stranger: :) Stranger: why you cant fuck? :) You: broke up with ex dont wanna go fast but still horny so im limiting eslf Stranger: oh im sorry bout that You: np he was assholes You: couldnt even fuck properly Stranger: :) You: can you fuck hard? Stranger: yea i can :) You: how much you fuck irl? Stranger: could i ask you for photo? :) You: ok 2 secs Stranger: ok :) You: [url]http://puu.sh/4cDeV.png[/url] i think this it not sure Stranger: ehh :D You: is it right i cant see? Stranger: its hitler :D You: oh You: SHIT You: thats for history lol Stranger: nvm that happens :D You: 2 seconds :( sorry Stranger: np :) Stranger: i will wait :) You:-5/10 pic- idk if im good enough but yeah Stranger: sweet :) You: :o you like? Stranger: yea :) Stranger: you are very nice :) You: :D You: pic of u? you seem cute Stranger: -just average dude- Stranger: :) You: cute c: Stranger: thanks :) You: you may see more of me in the next hour ;) if your lucky Stranger: hmm sounds great ;) You: i might smoke a little haze before though, home alone and it gets me more in touch with myself :) brb Stranger: sure :) You: ok i took first toke, shitty metal pipe :( You: my clothes arent so comfy, maybe i should remove something? Stranger: hmm what are you wearing? :) You: shorts + shirt, not much but i feel its already too much ;) Stranger: yea thats too much :) Stranger: that shirt has to go down :) You: hmmm maybe :3 what will you do for it? something to me maybe? <3 Stranger: hmmm maybe i could take it down by myself ;) You: grr :3 tell me how youd do it Stranger: i would put you on the bed Stranger: and i would take it down slowly Stranger: while kissing your body You: oh baby <3 you like it rough or gentle?? Stranger: hmm both are great ;) You: im in a mood for rubbing up against you and grinding you through my shorts, to tease you >:3 You: you havent taken down all of my shirt yet though ;) i can only see a little of my bra Stranger: mmm You: and then wait You: shit hold on You: oh god theres blood everywhere You: I JUST MISCARRIED You: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD You: MY CHILD You: MY UNBORN CHILD HOW COULD YOU You: YOU MURDEROUS FUCK You have disconnected.[/quote] i was gonna go for like goatse when he was ready to climax but i started feeling weird so i just got the fuck outta there

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;41990701]So I went to do this, some how getting OP and FTP access of some furries minecraft server. I didn't even try to either, he just gave it to me.[/QUOTE] delete everything on the ftp server

[img]http://puu.sh/4cETQ.png[/img]

[QUOTE=ForDaNords;41979806][t]http://i.imgur.com/yLcqpUU.png[/t] It's so much fun just turning everyone's RP into a George Bush and NSA manhunt :v: Edit: My automerge[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/4cEX8.png[/img]

[QUOTE=koeniginator;41967083]my friend did this last wednesday [url]http://pastebin.com/FWK5VmMZ[/url][/QUOTE] I took inspiration from this and the George Bush one. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LwdRips.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OUmMKqh.png[/IMG] [sp]It translates to "I love my butt."[/sp]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4obvtYn.png[/IMG] [i]Think I found Foxconn.[/i] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UXT4jZy.png[/IMG]

This isn't dirty, but still funny. Stranger: Hey. You: Hello Stranger: What's up? You: Not a lot. Stranger: Yeah, seems as such. You: I've never actually used this site for it's real purpose You: Just to pull pranks Stranger: Hm, Stranger: haven't we all? You: Anyways You: Want to hear my new album Stranger: Yeah! Stranger: What's it called!? You: It's called Shrek with Niggas and co. Alright, heres an excerpt "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigger nigger nigger shrek shrek shrek nigga nigga nigga nigga pussy n bitches with muh bros and shrek nigga nigga nigga nigga shrek fuckin niggas" Stranger: I... Stranger: I can't express my feels. You: On the shrek-o-meter, how shreked are you You: 0 to 10 Stranger: Off the scales Laddie! You: Thanks. You: You can find it on /mu/ once April 20th 2014 comes around You: Thanks! You: Good luck with ur shrekventures Stranger: Thank you citezen. Stranger: I will remember you.

[quote]You both like roleplay. Stranger: (If you don’t like this ill come up with something else..18 M 6’1 shaggy straight black hair and green eyes I’m in good shape. I have full sleeves of tattoos on both my arms that go up my neck and connect across my chest.) About 2 years ago a deadly virus outbreak occurred causing most of the population to turn into flesh eating monsters. I am a survivor and recently have been out on my own since the group I was with got over run by the zombies I was the only survivor. I am in a rundown part of a small town searching for supplies when you notice me, I don’t notice you. ( If interested leave description and continue.. I’m wearing combat boots jeans and white wife beater I have an ak47 slung over my shoulder and a pistol in the holster on the side of me.) Or We dated in high school but we broke up because I moved to New York to pursue my singing and songwriting career. It was mutual break, but now I am playing in the subway station you walk by and recognize my singing voice ( If you are interested in either leave description and continue) You: i am a zombie graaaaaaaaagh ur brains are mine You: mine mine mine You: i have the brains[/quote] [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. Stranger: hey, asl? You: 16/f/ca Stranger: 17 m uk Stranger: roles? You: brother/sister? Stranger: sure, scenario? You: post-uncle's funeral You: grieving at home Stranger: just me and you? You: parents are home, otherwise yes Stranger: sub or dom? You: i sub baby all the way Stranger: nice, wanna start? You: I'm sat on the bed, staring out of the window. The funeral was just a few days ago. The funeral isn't what depresses me - it's that Uncle Pete's death caused the family to divide. I turn around, noticing you, my brother, watching TV from the couch. I ask you how you can possibly go on with daily life in the midst of such an intense family crisis. Stranger: "I just can, dont think he didnt mean as much to me, I loved him" I stand up and walk so I'm stood over you You: I reach for my can of mace and spray you, screaming "STEP THE FUCK OFF, LCPD NIGGER" and kick you to the ground. You feel confused and threatened as a highly trained S.W.A.T. team breaches the window and a helicopter levels with their point of entry. You look up at the clouds and think "Fuck, they've rumbled me. They gave me the old tallywacker right in the gozzle." You: the end You: well shit I came buckets from that Stranger: lol You have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] [quote]You both like Roleplay. Stranger: You and I are best friends since kindergarden. We were always together and never had a fight. We have a very flirty and cuddly relationship, some people even think we're a couple. But you have a girlfriend, and I can't stand her. She doesn't like me too, because she thinks I'm going to steal you from her. I've always had a little crush on you, but never had the guts to tell you. It's a fridaynight and we're having a movienight at my place. I'm lying on the couch, wearing black shorts and a pink tanktop. (Spencer, Female, 19 years old. I have long wavy brown hair and gray eyes. I stand at about 5'7" and have a fit/slim body. I have my hair in a loose braid.) (Looking for males between 19 and 24.) (Please add description and continue.)l(If I disconnect, it's because Omegle hates me!) You: reading You: okay well there's one thing that might stop me You: i'm an ogre You: get out of my swamp[/quote] [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] [quote]You: m16 Stranger: 16 f You: [url]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/1289112556.jpg[/url] pic of me You: lf hot LSAT or aks-74u action[/quote] [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] [quote]Stranger: Tell me if you're reading) *Dylan, m 19, 5'7 tan, dark brown hair, well built, green eyes* We live in a world where women rule and men are bred for women to use as they please, I was bought as a gift for you "straight from the farm" Continue from here if you'd like (Romantic or sexual role play or we can try anything you'd like)\ You: reading You: okay dylan I'm gonna offer oyu something here You: how about You: we're robots You: on robot wars You: and you're that annoying cunt with the flipper thing Stranger: k[/quote]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: f You: f 19 Stranger: 19 You: i need to ask you something Stranger: ok You: is it normal to drink your period? Stranger: no. You: DAMNIT MOM LIED TO ME AGAIN, FIRST IT WAS ITS NORMAL FOR LITTEL GIRLS TO WET THEIR BED JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS AND NOW THIS Stranger: haha You: I HOPE HITLER EATS YOUR UNBORN CHILD Stranger: i need to tell you something You: WHAT Stranger: you need help You: YOUR GAY Stranger: no im not Stranger: i have a penis You: I BET YOU RAPE YOUR COUSIN TO DEVOUR THEIR CATS YOU SICK MONSTER Stranger: omg how you know? You: LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER. I KNOW EVERYTING You: you are a lesbian Stranger: NO THAT CANT BE IM A UNICORN You: NO THAT CANT BE YOUR A LESBIAN You: I HOPE HANNIBLE LECTERASDAN SDAOSDASDANSD Stranger: NO MY LIDE IS A LIE Stranger: LIFE* You: u r gey nub You: lern 2 heve sweg fergut Stranger: I dont need sway i have swank You: lesbian swank you ho Stranger: no i have swank You: I BET YOU GET BLOOD TRANPLANTS FROM GAY PEOPLE Stranger: i like it that way You: MY LESBIAN MONITOR HAS BROKEN IN SCALE- REQUESTING EMERGENCY HITLER MUSTACHE TO COMPLETE THIS CONVERSATION Stranger: EMERGENCY HITLER MUSTACHE I WANT ONE You: LESBIANS WHO DONT DRINK THEIR PERIOD DONT GET ONE Stranger: THATS YOU THOUGH My first time on omegle and this is what happens You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like poop. Stranger: I'm a 28m switch looking for an eager female slave, mistress or fellow switch for explicit play (I'm a visual person, so kik or skype is a bonus!). If you're interested, please introduce yourself! You: I'm a dog. woof woof Stranger: a dog who likes poop? You: woof You: I smear it all over my eyes You: I become a super hero with poop-vision You: fighting the worlds crime one poop at a time You: While taking breaks sometimes, to impress the ladys with how far I can spray my diareah Stranger: Impressive Stranger has disconnected.

an attempt was made [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like horny. Stranger: m You: f You: Hey! Stranger: heyy Stranger: age? You: 21, I'm feeling a bit ruff but I can still be your bitch :3 Stranger: im 15 You: Not a problem for me. Stranger: ok kik? You: Don't have :( my owner won't let me have one, I can give you a picture on here to tide you over if you like though :) Stranger: sure Stranger: real sexy one :) You: Must be barking mad to be giving out my picture online but here you go! You: [url]http://i.imgur.com/ZfesMq4.jpg[/url] You: WOOF. Stranger has disconnected. [/quote] [editline]28th August 2013[/editline] I made as many subtle hints as I could....

Omg i led this girl on for 10-20 minutes think i was jake from her school You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: F You: i am of the male sex Stranger: I'm willow You: I'm david Stranger: Live You: I cant live. My legs are broken my those damn lesbian bears You: I..... cant... hold... on... much longer You: help me williow please Stranger: How tell me bb You: YOU CANT SAVE ME WILLOW. RUN, RUN FOR THE HILLS. WARN THE OTHERS. DONT LET THE LESBIAN BEARS WIN *starts dyeing* Stranger: Ok im17 this is funny but how old are you You: But suddenly obama shows up in a limo shouting towards willow " y u no gert sweg lik meh u cud uf seved hem nub gert sweg " You: 14, and my names not david You: its.... batman You: Just kidding im actually 34 mlp fanboy Stranger: Haha I'm series y are u on here if ur gonna act like that You: JUST JUST KIDDING IM ACTUALLY A FEMAL DIATICION THAT DRINKS HER PERIOD You: im looking for wearidos You: you pass Stranger: I'm series tell me the truth or get of my screen ok You: okay you really want to know the truth? Stranger: Don't fucken liy to me boy Stranger: U there? You: yeah Stranger: Yes You: one second let me think about this Stranger: Think fast You: okay here goes You: I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. This is the only job I’ve ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that f**kface cares about is money and her fat daughter. Outside of work, I don’t do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that’s better than nothing. I am also in love with one of my few friends. She’s an athletic, smart, gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I’m sure she hates me too. F**k. My neighbor basically hates everything I do and all he does is praise himself and cry about his bald head. I’m stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver’s license test EVERY F**KING TIME I TAKE IT. F**K THIS. Worst of all I live in a f**king pineapple under the sea. You: u there? Stranger: I belived everything else but what the fuck are u saying u live in a pineapple ur not fucken spungbob if ur that fuck spungbob ill suve u in the fucken bin now don't fuck with me I've had a fucken bad day You: yes Stranger: And I don't need this shit ok You: I LOVE YOU WILLOW You: I'm sorry, its jake from school. Stranger: If u fucken loved me ud tell the fucken truth ok You: i didn't mean to get you angry You: i was just nervous Stranger: It's ok just tell the truth how old are u You: 16 Stranger: I know a jake You: its me Stranger: I know a jake You: i found your ip You: and used it to talk to you Stranger: What school u go to jake Stranger: Jake You: Last year or next year? Stranger: Last year that's when I new a jake Stranger: Can u think any slower plz hurry You: i can't remember my schools name. I got a concussion playing sports. i would have to ask my mom but shes asleep right now Stranger: Ok then what were my other friend I hanged out with then If u know me Stranger: U dated one of them You: i dont remember eaither. i only remember my feelings towards after the accident when my mom was talking about you Stranger: What was she talking about me Stranger: What did she say You: your eyes, and then i remembered Stranger: What You: she complimented you on how your makeup makes your eyes stand out Stranger: When You: I dont feel comfortable talking over omegle. text me through phone or facebook please. Stranger: Ok now listen to me I don't were mackup and your mum doesn't now me DONT FUCK WITH ME Stranger: IM NOT DUM Ok You: lol, damnit Stranger: What's that mean Stranger: And it's dammit not damnit ok You: I just did this because i want to date you. I made up all that stuff because you would think i was a douche otherwise Stranger: Y didn't u just ask Stranger: U there You: yeah Stranger: Y didn't u just ask You: because i wanted to knpw if you liked me, but instead i just made myself come off as a jerk Stranger: No you not a jerk You: yes i am. I shouldn't of made you mad Stranger: I'd just like u to tell the truth Stranger: It's ok You: can we talk on facebook or phone please? Stranger: No but ur not a jerk it's ok to make me mad ,I like you and l will go out with you Stranger: I'm sorry I swor at you You: its alright im sorry i liedf Stranger: How old are u Stranger: Jake You: what You: oh i didn't see Stranger: How old are u You: im 16 Stranger: Oh I'm just relly relly sorry that I swor I fell bad You: its alright i feel bad too You: we can feel bad together Stranger: :( we're do u live Stranger: I live in morayfild You: really? i live close by Stranger: Relly where You: but theres something i really to say to you willow Stranger: What's that Stranger: What is it You: im not jake, umm yeah. a person cant find your ip then use it to connect to you on omegle. the only reason i am telling you this is because i am not a heartless bastard. I am not jake, everything i said was made up. soo umm best of luck with the real jake You: 4 Stranger: But we're do u live in morayfild You: but i dont live in morayfild Stranger: We're do u live than Stranger: Plz tell truth You: canada Stranger: I have a friend there You: okay You: thats nice You: lots of snow Stranger: But y did u liy about we're u live u lived again :( Stranger: U liyed again You: okay have a nice night, and marry jake okay. bye

Short one You: hi Stranger: hi You: what kind of dog you got? Stranger: a shepard Stranger: u? You: do you.... do you have sex with it Stranger has disconnected.