The Joke Thread- For all your Ha Ha and chuckle needs

[Native Hunter]

Rules
.Don't be an asshole to other posters
.Try to cut back on the racism
.If nudity is part of the joke it can be posted
.Have Fun... if you want to

I'll start, So this kids older brother has his girlfriend over and the kid asks what are you doing tonight. They say making sandwiches, So the two kids have bunk beds and about thirty minutes after the kid goes to sleep he wakes up and tells his brother" your getting mayonaise all over me"!:quagmire:

[PyroCraz3d]

You messed the joke up, and isn't LMAO pics for "jokes", if you can even call them that?

[Guzbone]

Obligatory "This thread"

[WishesForFishes]

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:To get to the other side.

[bluesky]

You missed the LMAO pics thread