• How bad is your piss boners.
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If you don't know what that is, it's a boner u get when you really have to pee.
What do you mean how bad is it?
I cant get a boner due to lack of penis :c This post earned everything but late, zing, and winner.
When I saw the title I said "what?" out loud.
Not as bad. [QUOTE=Sweetie;25920722]I cant get a boner due to lack of penis :c[/QUOTE] Want a penis? Call me over.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25920992]Want a penis? Call me over.[/QUOTE] Fix'd
Wth
[img]http://gyazo.com/2d7af6b4b676dcc68d25d6c66a5a49f1.png[/img] this... fucking every time
[QUOTE=Sweetie;25921060]Fix'd[/QUOTE] I knew there was something wrong with that sentence, google spell check did not pick it up.
It gets rid of my boners.
I just move far away from the toilet and I gradually move closer when the stream dies down
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25921116]I knew there was something wrong with that sentence, google spell check did not pick it up.[/QUOTE] :siren: [highlight] TEN YEAR OLD [/highlight]:siren:
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;25921299]:siren: [highlight] TEN YEAR OLD [/highlight]:siren:[/QUOTE] says the man with 1337 posts :colbert: I usually use it because spelling is not my best subject, plus, i'm a bit retarted during the day.
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I've illustrated my technique for dealing with it. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7035566/technique.png[/img]
[QUOTE=coolrider102;25921426]I've illustrated my technique for dealing with it. [img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7035566/technique.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] pretty much this
[QUOTE=coolrider102;25921426]I've illustrated my technique for dealing with it. [img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7035566/technique.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Or just sit down.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25921340]says the man with 1337 posts :colbert: I usually use it because spelling is not my best subject, plus, i'm a bit retarted during the day.[/QUOTE] Yes, because of the fact that my post count is 1337 makes me a ten year old. Well, it's 1338 now. You're a moron.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;25921561]Yes, because of the fact that my post count is 1337 makes me a ten year old. Well, it's 1338 now. You're a moron.[/QUOTE] No it is 1337
I piss like a god when I have a boner. It's like a firehose, and feels good man.
[QUOTE=TheGreatPUDDING;25921512]Or just sit down.[/QUOTE] I don't know about you, but some of us have too worry about the tip touching the inside of the toilet bowl. :rolleyes:
The worst.
Having a tight foreskin is like having piss boner everytime you piss.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25921340]says the man with 1337 posts :colbert: I usually use it because spelling is not my best subject, plus, i'm a bit retarted during the day.[/QUOTE] A bit?
[QUOTE=Supersheepie;25921095][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/2d7af6b4b676dcc68d25d6c66a5a49f1.png[/img_thumb] this... fucking every time[/QUOTE] Hate it when that happens. Pissed on my foot 3 times because of that.
[QUOTE=TheGreatPUDDING;25921512]Or just sit down.[/QUOTE] WRONG. Have you ever tried sitting down with a boner? Your dick points UP, buddy. Therefore to sit down and piss with a boner you have to grab your penis and shove it towards the toilet water. Feels bad, man.
Go in shower, piss everywhere.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;25927558]Having a tight foreskin is like having piss boner everytime you piss.[/QUOTE] See a doctor about that
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