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HURR. Any ask me.
how did you join 2 months in the future
MY BRAIN HURTS :aaaaa:
If a bird craps on a roof and no one is around to hear it, does it tell the police?
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If a do think to what I must, can police them have a dinner track my myself?
[QUOTE=Sickle;20715499]If a do think to what I must, can police them have a dinner track my myself?[/QUOTE] Yes.
what is 10 divide by 0?
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20715569]If I were to fuck my tea gently and proceed to defecate erosively on an innocent bystander's face, does it make a sound?[/QUOTE] Yes and no, the tea would make no noise but the defecating on the bystander may cause a scream for help.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20715618]If an innocent civilian was being chased by a jeep full of angry hunters wielding golf clubs in a forest, and no one is around to see it, does it masturbate?[/QUOTE] God dammit mother fucker I am black too, so shut up with the god damn stupid questions. [editline]01:12AM[/editline] I mean Hurr.
How much chuck norris, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck chuck norris?
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;20715677]How much chuck norris, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck chuck norris?[/QUOTE] Pickels.
No.
how do you delete system32
Who in mexico does even accept when making someone from 1979???
If someone mad a realllly bad parody thread, and everyone can see it, will the OP get banned?
Hey Clauviselite remember that time you huffed duster? What about that time you had a breakdown because of e-drama?
Hurr more questions! Yay, 1: You delete System 32. 2: wtflol. 3: Nyrs. 4: Yes. 5: Of course.
What are your thoughts on furries?
BUUUUUUUUUUUURHUURRRRUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRN. :smug: [editline]02:31AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Butthurter;20716428]If a tree falls on a retard, and no homoerotic cactusses are there to see it, does it make a sound?[/QUOTE] Boy, I told you to shut the fuck up with yo mother fuckin' questions you black ass mother fucker. I am black so this isn't racist.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;20716511]If a white man is penetrated repeatedly by a cactus on a wheelchair, and no one is there to masturbate to it, does it make a sound?[/QUOTE] Wha.
If a dumbass named Butthurter STFU and no one was there to see it would he STFU or he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU or would he STFU?
Your question is invalid, the president is HUMAN AHAHAHHAH
Human.
Have you ever really been far even as go want to do look more like?
Abandoning thread till tomorrow.
GOOD MORNING MY GENIUSES! What shall you ask today? Only Buddha knows!
Is everything finite?
Yes.
What is your favourite word?
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