In this thread, we are establishing a new nation, one better than the U.S. because we know what we're doing.
You choose the rules in this nation.
I'll start off with a rule to prevent feminism - TITS or GTFO. Feminists who do not go with this will become sex slaves or human toilets.
flarrm is not allowed any say in the running of our glorious Republic
When I lose hope, there's replies like yours. Thanks.
Republic of Facepunch sounds too much like Republic of France.
In this glorious republic. we shall build a 500 mile high tower dedicated to our 5th minister of the republic XanaToast.
your towers are bigger!
and to protect them we shall build a runway. incase of hijacked planes
Reminds me alot of this -> [url]http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/21882-kickassia-part-01[/url]
Replace it with a dictatorship.
All out brawling is a legally accepted means of settling disputes.
Collect the severed heads of the elderly, and stick them on posts at our borders.
[QUOTE=flarrm;23810010]In this thread, we are establishing a new nation, [B]one better than the U.S.[/B][...]
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You're too late, man.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Eurasia_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg/500px-Eurasia_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;23811768]You're too late, man.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Eurasia_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg/500px-Eurasia_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Eurasia? That isn't even a nation.
We shall be communists. why do you think the face punch logo is red!
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;23811923]We shall be communists. why do you think the face punch logo is red![/QUOTE]
The red symbolizes the blood of fallen adversaries.
[QUOTE=commander204;23811801]Eurasia? That isn't even a nation.[/QUOTE]
Of course not, but every single country located on the Eurasian continent is better than the US.
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;23812259]Of course not, but every single country located on the Eurasian continent is better than the US.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, that is true.
[quote=lemonplane;23812259]of course not, but every single country located on the eurasian continent is better than the us.[/quote]
:911:
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23810290]Republic of Facepunch sounds too much like Republic of France.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, we don't wanna be wusses.
We should export everything. EVERYTHING.
And only import Viagra.
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;23812259]Of course not, but every single country located on the Eurasian continent is better than the US.[/QUOTE]
Afghanistan is better than the U.S.?
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;23812259]Of course not, but every single country located on the Eurasian continent is better than the US.[/QUOTE]
I disagree....
By alot.
[QUOTE=Vityaz;23812484]Afghanistan is better than the U.S.?[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
Just remembered, Israel is out.
Can we be better than the UK too? O_o
Not saying it's better than the US... it's better and worse in different ways.
Your republic is forfeit! Prepare to be reclaimed by the wasteland!
Screw the wasteland - we bought the wasteland.
[QUOTE=BurritoBazooka;23814151]Screw the wasteland - we bought the wasteland.[/QUOTE]
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I declare that every Friday be Twinkie day. Government officials shall be required hand out twinkies to every and all citizens of the Facepunch Republic.
I declare May 31st Chicken day, where Dinner will be FPFC
I delcare we go to war with the 4 Chan revolution!
NO GAYS
/caps
[QUOTE=gtaftw;23851892]NO GAYS
/caps[/QUOTE]
Only lesbians are allowed; gays shall move to San Fransisco.
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[QUOTE=flarrm;23810010]TITS or GTFO. Feminists who do not go with this will become sex slaves or [b]human toilets.[/b][/QUOTE]
The hell is wrong with you
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