• If you were President, what you do?
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Well, what would you do if you were President?
Declare war on Canada.
Get rid of the ACTA/SOPA all that crap.
*Sits down in the oval office* "So sir, where would you like to start?" *leans forward over the desk* "How would I go about..getting rid of the penny?"
Give it to the current President. I'm not fucking fit to lead a country.
Tap all the bitches
[QUOTE=usaokay;34562474]Raise every price up by a penny.[/QUOTE] You sick bastard.
Sack everyone and steal all their money then shower in it
>Get us out of our fucking wars >Fix the goddamn economy >Divert more money to the space budget >Legalize prostitution >Get rid of the Department of Homeland Security >Immidiately set up an act that prevents acts like SOPA or PIPA from ever passing >Return back to the isolationist state we once were >Encourage industries to move their production facilities here >Get out of the UN >Pull our forces out of all foreign bases >Decommission all bases that are not in US soil That's about it.
Reforms legalising same sex marriage in all states. Reforms banning alternative medicines in all states. Reforms introducing free healthcare for all. Reforms that eliminate the political power of corporations. Force through reforms introducing good minimum wages, good pensions, good unemployment subsidies, good safety conditions, etc. Dissolve most of the military, and slash military spending to the absolute bare minimum. Incorporate all of the states together into a single entity, with the federal government running the show and the state governments being non-existent. Force through reforms that ends discrimination of LGBT groups. Force through reforms that legalises marijuana and other soft drugs. Force through reforms that allows all religious bodies to be taxed. Complete policy of secularisation. Upper house is to be made of representatives from the collected ideologies of the people, rather than 2 people per state. Voting system will be proportional representation. Invest heavily into nuclear energy and hydroelectricity. Open borders to immigration fully. Reform education to be set upon the German standard. Abolish cursive. Cut off support of all foreign puppets. Also the post immediately above mine.
[QUOTE=tier56;34562706]>Get us out of our fucking wars >Fix the goddamn economy >Divert more money to the space budget >Legalize prostitution >Get rid of the Department of Homeland Security >Immidiately set up an act that prevents acts like SOPA or PIPA from ever passing >Return back to the isolationist state we once were >Encourage industries to move their production facilities here >Get out of the UN >Pull our forces out of all foreign bases >Decommission all bases that are not in US soil That's about it.[/QUOTE] You realize that Presidents purposely choose two or three major issues to deal with during their Presidency to allow for the next Pres to fix another set of issues right? Its impossible for one President to get so much done in one or even two terms, its like that saying. "You fix the rotting wood foundation, the other planks start to rot while you fix these, next carpenters to come in fix those rotting planks, so on.."
if i wuz prezidnt id maek evry1 spel betr!
Nuclear War.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;34562766]Reforms legalising same sex marriage in all states. Reforms banning alternative medicines in all states. Reforms introducing free healthcare for all. Reforms that eliminate the political power of corporations. Force through reforms introducing good minimum wages, good pensions, good unemployment subsidies, good safety conditions, etc. Dissolve most of the military, and slash military spending to the absolute bare minimum. Incorporate all of the states together into a single entity, with the federal government running the show and the state governments being non-existent. Force through reforms that ends discrimination of LGBT groups. Force through reforms that legalises marijuana and other soft drugs. Force through reforms that allows all religious bodies to be taxed. Complete policy of secularisation. Upper house is to be made of representatives from the collected ideologies of the people, rather than 2 people per state. Voting system will be proportional representation. Invest heavily into nuclear energy and hydroelectricity. Open borders to immigration fully. Reform education to be set upon the German standard. Abolish cursive. Cut off support of all foreign puppets. Also the post immediately above mine.[/QUOTE] Good luck with congress lol What I'd do is find the spine that Obama lost somewhere along the way and actually use presidential veto and address congress stating simply "STOP ACTING LIKE LITTLE KIDS"
Obvious legalize weed and give people money to start industries for it.
[QUOTE=Mr. Bleak;34562893]Good luck with congress lol What I'd do is find the spine that Obama lost somewhere along the way and actually use presidential veto and address congress stating simply "STOP ACTING LIKE LITTLE KIDS"[/QUOTE] Dissolve congress.
legalize meth
Nothing, because where I come from Uachtarán na hÉireann has no power.
If I was president? Well the first thing I'd do is: >Talk to corporate >Approve memos >Lead a workshop >Remember birthdays >Direct workflow >My own bathroom >Micromanage >Promote synergy >Hit on Debra >Get rejected >Swallow sadness >Send some faxes >Call a sex-line >Cry deeply >Demand a refund >Eat a bagel >Harassment lawsuit >No promotion >5th of Vodka >Shit on Debra's desk >Buy a gun >In my mouth Oh fuck man, can't fucking do it. Shiiiiit. [editline]5th February 2012[/editline] No but seriously I'd legalize all the things and tax them.
this is how it would start [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYpbG1ThpH4[/media]
Resign.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV4N2dk0cMk[/media]
Itt everyone is good presidents
I don't know.
Bomb Iran Bomb Iraq more Bomb Ireland
Press that big red button.
Reduce the budget of the army by 70%. Put it all in public schooling/NASA and new jobs.
[QUOTE=Skunky;34564049]Press that big red button.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mDFwJL2Xus[/media]
i'd start a nuclear war against Sealand.
Forcefully shut down the MPAA and the RIAA.
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