• Confess you're sins.
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[IMG]http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/image/Hulk_Catholic.jpg[/IMG] CONFESS YOUR SINS SO FATHER HULK CAN SMASH YOU'RE SINS... [sp]or you[/sp]
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have had murderous thoughts about the OP who cannot differentiate between the two forms of "your" and "you're".
Okay, okay, fine, you got me. I'm sins.
one time i used the bathroom while tired and since my dick was being cramped in my pants i ended up completely missing due to the bend and basically pissed on the floor to the left of the toilet when do i get smashed
I am the sin of sloth. I'll go into it in more detail later.
*your I'm sorry.
I piss sitting down
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47353996]Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have had murderous thoughts about the OP who cannot differentiate between the two forms of "your" and "you're".[/QUOTE] I need to read posts more often. Ignore me! [editline]19th March 2015[/editline] I need to stop trying to auto merge.
I masturbate on a regular basis About 40-50 times a day, actually
Okay, I'm pride. And boy howdy, am I AWESOME!
I only wash my hands for 18 seconds
I didn't shower yesterday. I'm sorry.
I'm trained in the ancient art of Tip Fu. M'lady
I once ate Oreos without milk. Please forgive me.
i dont seed
[QUOTE=Svinnik;47355596]i dont seed[/QUOTE] [I]disgusting.[/I]
You're right, my name is Marcus Q. Sins. How did you know?
i ate those fine ass leaves (serious)
I'm hot as hell and devilishly handsome, do those count as sins?
I sent my dick to my girlfriend and she sent back forgive me lord not her dick
I didn't floss this morning.
while on a road trip, i wrote my friend's phone number in shady bathrooms across the country with the words, "for a good time, call:"
I sometimes don't go to sleep when my parents say to do so
I usually eat cereal without milk don't kill me
I stay up really really late. It's 6 am right now. I've been awake for 18 hours straight.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;47360358]I stay up really really late. It's 6 am right now. I've been awake for 18 hours straight.[/QUOTE] 29 for me. SEND HELP.
Stole a piece of candy from the store when I was four Those that you have to get yourself in a plastic bag
[QUOTE=Siemz;47360478]Stole a piece of candy from the store when I was four Those that you have to get yourself in a plastic bag[/QUOTE] You're a goddamn monster.
I'm spending way too much time here im so sorry master forgive my sins
My zipper's down right now.
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