Well this is embarrassing.
I decided to make some chilli cheese nachos, but in lieue of real cheese I instead decided to use 4 sliced singles. It was only until after consuming half of them that I came across this melted plastic wrapping:
[t]https://i.imgur.com/2vnnJsI.jpg[/t]
I was looking around on Google but most of the results are either from Yahoo answers or in relation to dogs eating it.
Does anyone know if I'll die or just pass it through? I have some stomach cramps but I'm hoping that's because of the chilli.
Thank you.
:wideeye:
You probably won't die that easily.
It should just pass through, if you experience any issues such as can't take a shit or boating over the next few days, go see a doctor.
man first the duck disc and now this? whats wrong with you mate
Don't worry, I tried this too once
I'm fairly sure that's not wrapping, that's just how bad melted cheese singles look :v:
[editline]1st July 2017[/editline]
There's a reason it's colloquially known as "plastic cheese"
Yeah sorry mate, you're already a ghost.
[QUOTE=DatHarry;52418569]man first the duck disc and now this? whats wrong with you mate[/QUOTE]
At least it wasn't cleaning product this time
[QUOTE=kaze4159;52418571]Don't worry, I tried this too once
I'm fairly sure that's not wrapping, that's just how bad melted cheese singles look :v:
[editline]1st July 2017[/editline]
There's a reason it's colloquially known as "plastic cheese"[/QUOTE]
Yeah I thought that too, but then I found the jagged 'tear line' of the wrapping sticking out of a nacho.
Thanks for the resassurance guys, I'll keep an eye on myself and should probably be okay unless you're all wrong.
That "cheese" is practically plastic already
you again?
try the milk
You have 24 hours to live
[QUOTE=lintz;52418719]you again?
try the milk[/QUOTE]
[t]https://i.imgur.com/BlxBnqD.jpg[/t]
I'm afraid I only have soya and mayonnaise this year
[QUOTE=Noss;52418742][t]https://i.imgur.com/BlxBnqD.jpg[/t]
I'm afraid I only have soya and mayonnaise this year[/QUOTE]
Your only option is clear
Drink the Mayo.
[QUOTE=Reagy;52418562]It should just pass through, if you experience any issues such as can't take a shit or boating over the next few days, go see a doctor.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Reagy;52418562]if you experience any issues such as can't take a shit or boating[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Reagy;52418562]boating[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52420429][QUOTE=Reagy;52418562]boating[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
I don't understand how can eating plastic contaminated cheese affect your ability to sail.
[QUOTE=DatHarry;52418569]man first the duck disc and now this? whats wrong with you mate[/QUOTE]
duck disc?
explain
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;52421136]duck disc?
explain[/QUOTE]
it's in big bold letters in Noss' title
come on now
yes
It causes gastrointestinal plastinization. You need to drink a cup of activated almond milk with some crushed up charcoal.
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;52421189]It causes gastrointestinal plastinization. You need to drink a cup of activated almond milk with some crushed up charcoal.[/QUOTE]
You're not going to plastinate your intestines by accidentally nomming down a little wrapping plastic from a slice or two of singles.
Drink a liter of pure alcohol, it'll safely dissolve the plastic.
The proper name is "velveeta". It's easier to make meals out of it if you can find and buy it by the block.
[img]http://cf.thecardswedrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cut-velveeta-up-for-chicken-spaghetti.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52420429]Typo showing[/QUOTE]
Damn L key not always working when typing quickly. :v:
[QUOTE=pentium;52421445]The proper name is "velveeta". It's easier to make meals out of it if you can find and buy it by the block.
[img]http://cf.thecardswedrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cut-velveeta-up-for-chicken-spaghetti.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
isn't that the shit some people eat like a snickers bar
All of my cheese is pretty much like that when I make shitty microwave nachos; it's no harm.
[QUOTE=Plaster;52421608]isn't that the shit some people eat like a snickers bar[/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/7472jih.png[/img]
You'll be fine. I've been in cook county jail, their cheese doesnt even melt and I ate it. I still have no confirmed cases of cancer. You should be fine.
I cant believe op is going to die :(
I can't believe the op fucking died
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