• Holy shit, look at this amazing scanner
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Found this while browsing craigslist [quote]Oh. My. God. Look at this scanner. Feel its essence. Seriously, look at it... LOOK AT IT! This scanner came with the purchase of my previous computer. Because of the lack of use, this scanner is pretty much new. It may have a ding here or there on the exterior, but otherwise this scanner is in prime condition. The interior motors, belts, light, wires, etc. are all in perfect condition. The glass bed has NO scratches or smudges on it. Listen; You know what sucks? When all you want to do is copy your great-grandfather's will because your cousins from West Virginia are complaining that you were "never part of the family" and that "papa should have revised his will before he died." So instead of having your own scanner at your convenience you have to haul yourself and your two children (because your wife is out of town at a Feline Taxidermy conference and you don't want to leave them home alone) down to the nearest Kinkos (which happens to be two towns away because you local FedEx shop closed down due to the recent recession). And when you finally get to the Kinkos you end up waiting TWENTY FIVE minutes just to scan four pages of documents. Oh and it also costs you $4.78. Well, let me tell you something. Those days are over. Simply reply to this ad and become the proud owner of your very own scanner. And I haven't even told you the best part... I AM WILLING TO COME DOWN IN PRICE! All I want is a kind caring home for this scanner. Whether you're looking for a basic do-it-all scanner, or something to set on fire, or if you need a piece of technology to explore and reverse engineer, or if you just want an over-sized paper weight, this scanner is the one for you. This scanner would be great in the office, home office, boat, or backyard! Testimonials: "This was the most amazing scanner I have ever used. It increased my quality of life by about 1000%. I would HIGHLY recommend it to anyone who needs their own scanner." - Me "Yea, the scanner was okay I guess. It got the job done." -My dad "Scanner? What the fuck are you talking about?" - My girlfriend REPLY to this ad NOW and this scanner CAN BE YOURS! Again, I'm willing to negotiate on the price so just shoot me an email if you have any interest in this scanner. Details: Payment must be made in cash, but I am willing to meet you. You get: 1 Scanner, 1 Power cable for scanner, 1 USB cable that connects scanner to traditional computer USB ports. Scanner is AcerScan 620U, Prisa USB connected. Email me ASAP! [img]http://images.craigslist.org/3kb3me3oc5U05P25R2a5k4545fe11609d1015.jpg[/img] [img]http://images.craigslist.org/3nb3mf3oe5O15P05R5a5k778f4e66cb2d1c13.jpg[/img] [img]http://images.craigslist.org/3k13p53l45Y35Z25U4a5k0332e0c9670d13b1.jpg[/img][/quote] [url]http://longisland.craigslist.org/sys/1751163049.html[/url]
Lol it might as well be the most amazing scanner ever I ain't going near it just because of how it looks.
I'm buying this. Right now. Also, compwhizzii do you know how often the goldmember script runs.
[QUOTE=Almost Dawn;22081567]Lol it might as well be the most amazing scanner ever I ain't going near it just because of how it looks.[/QUOTE] :doh:
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;22081600]I'm buying this. Right now. Also, compwhizzii do you know how often the goldmember script runs.[/QUOTE] Once an hour iirc
Damn, I have one of those. I guess I'll just have to dig it out and give it a more respectably home then my pile of old computer stuff now, that ad really opened my eyes.
Why did this need a thread?
[QUOTE=Odellus;22081709]Why did this need a thread?[/QUOTE] This thread is necessary, don't be such a party pooper.
[QUOTE=Odellus;22081709]Why did this need a thread?[/QUOTE] Why does anything need a thread? you can just goto the top thread and post it there...[i]right?[/i]
It's good I like it "Scanner? What the fuck are you talking about?" - My girlfriend
[I]This[/I] is how you sell.
I think i had a scanner like that very recently.
That's misguided marketing!
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/2i1e794.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cosmic duck;22093011]Lolseizure[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/28/battling_seizure_robots.jpg[/IMG] ASHGFVBUASHSHSHSHDDDD--
[QUOTE=Odellus;22081709]Why did this need a thread?[/QUOTE] Because it's funny.
They removed it damnit! Was a good laugh though, especially the testimonials!
Who's the asshole that flagged it?
[quote]This scanner would be great in the office, home office, [B]boat,[/B] or backyard![/quote] ahahah someone give this guy a medal.
[QUOTE=cosmic duck;22093011][img]http://i44.tinypic.com/2i1e794.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Subliminal message says "Now boy"?
Did anyone get the guy's email? I want to congratulate him on how awesome he is.
[QUOTE=tommyc225;22123488]Subliminal message says "Now boy"?[/QUOTE] Now buy
i feel like buying it just because of the description.
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