If you've watched "Mock the Week", you'll be familiar with this game.
Users must come up with something to do with the above posters situation. For example, if somebody posts;
"Things you wouldn't want to hear at a dinner party"
Then you're post will start with an answer to this. The second line of your post will be your own situation for the next poster. Keep the responses satirical and humorous! I'll start:
Bad things to say in an awkward situation.
"This is an excruciatingly awkward situation, and you smell of shit."
Things you'd never hear Obama say.
Fuck the war, let's have a party!
(this reminds me of Who's Line is it Anyway)
Things you're thinking of while somebody is blowing out the Birthday candles.
"Practice..."
You think this while a hooker scratches around in her crotch.
"I wonder if i can knock a few bob off for that?"
Unlikely things to hear an airport security officer say.
"go on, kick me in the balls"
unlikliest thing eric cartman would say.
"Kyle i respect you for who you are."
Bad things to say at a funeral.
you are all horribly unfunny
[QUOTE=thisguy123;18471334]
Bad things to say at a funeral.[/QUOTE]
Dave, he was a cunt. He also owes me £20, I'll be sorting that out with you later Maude (Dave's widow)
Fuck, ninj'aed by 100 people
/ignore
Remember the question
@funeral
Woops! wrong day!
Unlikely lines to hear in a James bond film
"james bond is dead, for real"
unlikley thing to hear steve jobs say
LOL iM A PC
^bulmer fails
things you wouldnt want to hear your dad say
"I'm alive, son"
Mind fuck tbh.
WOLVERINES! from Modern Warfare 2
[QUOTE=henrietta;18471889]WOLVERINES! from Modern Warfare 2[/QUOTE]
I don't know what to make of this.
Things you wouldn't want to hear in the middle of the night.
I don't want to imagine
Stuff that makes you think about it
[b] Shove that tukey baster! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS DOKTOR![/b]
Things you want to hear in the middle of the night.
Zooey Deschanel, Hayden Pannetiere, Jessica Alba Three way
You are supposed to make a scenario too :downs:
things you wanna see at school. (other than a shooting)
News that they're adding a second story on or some other sort of change.
Things you'd never hear Mac (from the commerical) say.
"Sure, there aren't many games for the Mac...."
Unlikely things for a priest to say.
And said the Lord... Let there be RAWK!
Sentences that involve Showaddywaddy, but not in the obvious way.
"And then she asked me to show her my addy. What the hell is a waddy?"
Seriously, I have no idea what that is...
Things you wouldn't wanna hear while taking a bath
*pchink*
Things you wouldn't hear a school teacher say
Who cares about this shit anyway?!
Things you wouldn't hear a political reporter saying.
And the lib dems are once more in power...
Things you wouldn't read in the bible.
The truth
Things you wouldn't want to be caught doing by your grandmother. (Don't say anything obvious here.)
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