A thread in which we all speak in a manner that is "circumlocutionary" in order to amuse.

[Sobotnik]

Gentlemen, it appears as though that my genatalia is suffering from a bout of sudden rigormortis, the effect of which has slightly decreased my ability to communicate in a intelligent manner.

I ask that you all reply in the same manner that I myself I am currently using, and if possible could somebody insert that opposite of sour brother and hell Jefferson internet comic in which they too communicate in that manner to cause amusement to the reader.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

Oh dear, it seems that I have spilled my terribly blistering hot beverage from the container I was containing it in onto my cloth outerwear. It seems that I shall take appropriate action and expunge my outerwear and attach some more suitable armor.