• Fortunately unfortunately game
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How this game works: one poster will start off by saying a sentence starting with the word fortunately then the next poster will do the next sentence with unfortunately then next with fortunately and so on. An example: unfortunately my alarm didn't go off this morning. fortunately it was the weekend. unfortunately I had to go to a funeral . fortunately it was my uncle Derek's funeral and he molested me when I was a child. and so on. Rules: don't say "unfortunately OP is dumb" I'll start: fortunately it is my birthday today
unfortunatley OP is dumb
SHouldn't we all say fortunately... and unfortunately... so every poster has both experiences? Fortunately fast threads has plenty of sane, funny, witty people.
Unfortunately there are, in much larger scales, people that can't do anything right.
fortunately there is a dumb rating
Unfortunately people mostly abuse it.
Fortunately it doesnt actually mean anything.
Unfortunately, most people think it does.
Fortunately, some people do.
Unfortunately, "do" refers to "thinking it does", contradicting the above sentence.
Unfortunately people care.
Fortunately no one is around to care.
Unfortunately that makes me lonely
Fortunately, I'm right behind you.
Unfortunately, I'm a pyro.
Fortunately, the pyro is female
Unfortunately, the pyro does not want to have sex with you
-Goddammit- Fortunately, they won't kill you for asking to have sex.
Fortunately I'm into dem chubby chicks. (I'm also into ninjaing people.)
Unfortunately, you're not good at it.
Fortunately, you have your hand
Unfortunately, I have no penis
Fortunately, that means you have a vagina.
Unfortunately, someone could be watching Like me So take off your clothes bitch
Fortunately, I'd love to take off my clothes for you babe
Unfortunately, I have a vore foot fetish. So start eating your foot.
Fortunately, I don't mind, and that way you don't start eating my cock because I'm not a girl
Fortunately freedom of speech applies to the internet. Unfortunately, corporations and governments are trying to butt rape internet goers of their freedom every single day.
Fortunately at least I understand how this fucking game is supposed to be played
unfortunately no one does it the right way anyway
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