How would you describe Facepunch to a computer illiterate person?

[TamTamJam]

So I was wondering, how would you explain what Facepunch is to a computer illiterate person?

[Woes]

North Korea, basically.

[Massive Duece]

or how the do you do

[Zeke129]

Recess at the school for mentally retarded children

[salty peanut]

A forum for a game where hardly anybody talks about the game anymore.

[Tacosheller]

Hell, only with more Vodka

[PlamZ]

I wouldn't he would go crazy and strat eating his own shit...

[sbradford26]

Your dreams on shrooms.

[Mister Sandman]

Inb4 literal face punch.
It's where people talk to each other, with text.

[I-Am]

4Chan lite, easy enough

[lol_screwdriver]

A place to fap and talk to others...
Jizz covered keyboard

[Merv]

I wouldn't, we'd be too busy arguing about computers.