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I'm sure there were threads about this, but I think it deserves another one. So post your conversations! [url]http://omegle.com[/url] [IMG]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb188/Gunski/conversation1.jpg[/IMG]
[quote]Stranger: girl? You: yes Stranger: YESSSSS Stranger: how old You: i have a dick[/quote]
[Quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Are you a women? Stranger: well we knew this was going to happen Stranger: no You: Then this conversation is over. You: Good day sir. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/Quote]
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: anon? You: no Stranger: liar Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ... Stranger: don't make me chris brown your ass You: Did you know that your country is in a State of emergency? Stranger: umm no Stranger: what country do i live in? You: Are you with State Security? Stranger: umm im not a fuckin yank You: Of course your not. Stranger: if they were wiped off the planet i wouldn't mind You: So what are you wanker? Stranger: im canadian Stranger: lol wanker- very original..ohh wait you stole that from the brits just like you fuckin yanks steal everything else Stranger: too bad you can't steal some dignity from someone You: Yeah, Brits speaking that your anscestors were British and French. You: I'm glad Stranger: nice sentence structure. care to make some sense next time? You: Are you a dedicated National Socialist? Stranger: hahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.[/code]
[Quote]You: ? You: Hello is anyone there? Stranger: yeah Stranger: sup Stranger: 17/f/ny You: ? Stranger: sup Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/Quote] This people fucking hate me.
[quote]Stranger: im black. Stranger: DOES THAT OFFEND YOU? You: im a girl. You: let's cyber. Stranger: KAY You: *takes off panties* Stranger: -takes off beard- Stranger: im actually the pedobear ;D You: *grabs my dick* Stranger: OH GOD NO! D: [/quote]
[Quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hai You: Hi Stranger: how r uz You: Good. You? Stranger: gud juz chilen Stranger: i lyk yu cos y sxu Stranger: sxy* You: Oh really? Stranger: oh yez Stranger: plz tuch my rectom Stranger: i lyke dat a lot You: No thanks Stranger: O PLZ Stranger: SAK ME You: I'll pass Stranger: WAI IZ DAT You: What is what? Stranger: WHY WIL YU PAZ ON SACKING MY CAK You: This conversation has gone to far. Stranger: YR MOMS A SLUT Stranger: lOLZ You have disconnected.[/Quote] Also: [media]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8371/sodamnclose.png[/media] So damn close.
[quote] You: yo Stranger: never gonna give you up Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN Stranger: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU [/quote] Some weird people...
my convo... [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME Stranger: basilbasilbasil Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.[/quote] SIGH..........
Yay for Resident Evil 4: [quote]Stranger: hello You: WELCOME STRANGER Stranger: welcome yourself You: WHAT ARE YA BUYIN'? Stranger: drugs? got any, if any You: WHAT ARE YA SELLIN'? Stranger: who me? Stranger: im sellin shit dude Stranger: i thought i was buying You: I'll BUY THAT AT A HIGH PRICE Stranger: really. name a price Stranger: $10000 Stranger: is the price right? You: COME BACK ANYTIME[/quote]
[quote] You: yo Stranger: yo You: a/s/l? Stranger: no You: yes You: now Stranger: 16/f/cali You: you have a dick? Stranger: yeah totally You: awesome Stranger: its all hard and sometimes squishy Stranger: ttly awesome [/quote]
[QUOTE=LOL]Stranger: HI IM BARARAKC OBMABM AND YOU HAVE TO LEAVE AMERICA You: I'VE HEARD STORIES ABOUT BLACK GUYS LIKE YOU, YOU LURE LITTLE KIDS DOWN HERE AND THEN YOU RAPE THEM Stranger: this.....is true Stranger: OBABMAMA SAID YA OEALVE!!!! Stranger: EMBRACE THE MARTIAN You: NO You: U[/QUOTE] Best timing ever.
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[quote]Stranger: tell me a secret You: i like men You: but You: it's well known You: 'cause i'm female You: obviously You: your turn Stranger: i like women Stranger: but Stranger: its well known You: WELL THAT'S GOO You: d Stranger: cause im male You: sorry caps You: so... Stranger: favorite album ever? You: Dark Side of the Moon You: i like to jerk off while listening to it Stranger: thats amazing[/quote]
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;14400039]post[/QUOTE] I love it.
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i like food You: I like AA guns Stranger: I like to go to AA Stranger: WITH guns You: Play him off keyboard cat~ Stranger: did you know if you poke a vagina with a penis it makes babies Stranger: and AIDS You: I thought the stork brought babies O_O Stranger: Communist propoganda You: Your a communist! You: Commie! Stranger: AH! You: Hey everyone its a commie! You: Lets throw rocks at him! Stranger: Waaaaait a second.... You: No thinking commie! You: *Hucks a rock at the commie* Stranger: If I'm the communist.... that must mean you're.... GENE SIMMONS! Stranger: AHA! Stranger: exposed! You: Curses you have foild my evil plan! Stranger: bwahahahahaha You: >_> You: <_< You: >_> Stranger: i'm telling mom You: >_> You: Nuuuu Stranger: shes gonna spank you You: Not if i go back in time and stop you from telling her! Stranger: You can't go back in time, because i already went back in time and sabotaged the time ma- *fades away* You: Exactly![/code] Aha, time paradoxs how fun!
[quote=Stranger]You: ohai Stranger: UR MOSHIN You: no u are Stranger: NO U! You: NO U! >: Stranger: NO U >:O You: NO YOOU! CVUZ IM A GURL LOLZ! Stranger: B9B9B9 You: >=| Stranger: :B You: wanna touch my vagidick? Stranger: if i knew who u were lawl You: so you're gay? You: well, transgay You: :B Stranger: B9 You: you just almost got famous on a big forum, bai[/quote] lol. nothing special but it got boring D:
[quote] Stranger: hello You: I'm gonna glue nails to my dick and fuck you in the ass. Stranger: really Stranger: im into that shit Stranger: pics or it didnt happen and dont forget to timestamp You: Awesome, because it's really hard to find a partner nowadays. Especially with HIV. Stranger: no way You: And the nails can be a bit dangerous, especially if they're rusty like the ones I use. Stranger: i have AIds Stranger: aids*** Stranger: its ok my asshole is shitty anyways You: I also sometimes cover my dick in caramel and dip it in sand. Then I proceed to fuck your butthole and give you a nice sandy rash. You: And afterwards you eat the shitty, sandy, caramelly cum that leaks out. You: Deal? Stranger: only if i can take my dick and shove it in a bees nest and as it starts to swell up i shove it in your mouth...is that a deal? You: How old are you? You: I'm 10. Stranger: im 10 Stranger: is your name david? You: Cool so I guess you're used to tight ass. You: My name is David Davidson. Stranger: cool name bro thats my name too..lets fuck You: dude You: you are so gay. You have disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;14400153][/QUOTE] clever
[quote]Stranger: Hello. You: How many dicks can you fit in your ass? Stranger: 5 on a good day. Stranger: You? You: 3 You: : ( You: i'm doing a survey for school You: i'm in grade 3 You: my teechers teech us goodly You: thank you for participiating Stranger: O-shi. Ummmm.... This is definitely not Mr.Patterson, little Billy. You: my name's not billy You: and my teacher's name isn't mr patterson You: you're a dang fool Stranger: Is your name David? You: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers You: Hello? You: This is David's mother, who is this? You: Hello? Stranger: This is the internet madam. You: The internet cannot be singled down to be one ubiquitous person. You: I'm currently tracking your location through your IP address. You: There will be a car at your location shortly. Stranger: I'm behind 7 proxies. You: If it's not accessible by car, there will be a helicoptor. You: Helicopter* rather Stranger: I live in the bottom of the ocean. You: 7 Proxies can't do shit for you. Stranger: Yes, they can. You: Submarine then, the US Navy is on our side. Stranger: You're going to dispense the US Navy to track me down? Stranger: I haven't done anything wrong.... yet. You: There's been a breach in national security, we will do whatever is necessary to save little David. Stranger: Guess what.... You: You mess with my son, you mess with Bush's government Stranger: You just activated my trap card. You: I'm not playing a game, sir. Stranger: Life is a game. You: There are no cards, just the box the deck came in. Stranger: Some win, others lose. You: You sir, lose. Good day.[/quote]
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;14400039]post[/QUOTE] You're epic
best one yet [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi mister! Stranger: hi Stranger: sup? You: My name is David! You: I'm in grade 3! Stranger: Mine is TJ! You: Hi TJ! Stranger: i'm in grade 1,000,000 :O You: Now w're frends, so i can talk to you! Stranger: Hi David! You: My mommy said not to talk to strangers Stranger: Yep :) Stranger: lol Stranger: Your mommy is right You: she said not to let me touch them "there" You: because i'd like it too much You: and i would want to put my mouth on it Stranger: okayyyyyy....... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=ventilated;14400181]best one yet[/QUOTE] Haha.
[quote]You: hi Stranger: a/s/l You: over9000/both/moon You: ...yep Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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You: My name is David! You: I'm in grade 3! Stranger: jackpot Stranger: i mean hello david You: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers, so what's your name? You: That way we can be friends Stranger: warmy You: Hi Warmy! You: Mommy told me not to talk to strangers because they'd want to touch me here You: and i'd want to touch them there You: and then i'd want to put my mouth on it Stranger: i came You: but now we're friends! You: so it doesn't matter what mommy told me! Stranger: i'm done kid get out here You: Out where? You: Hello? You: Warmy? Stranger: sorry one handed typing You: Are you there? You: How do you do that? You: I can only use my pointer fingers Stranger: its hard Stranger: really hard You: It's so difficult when you only have two fingers on each hand Stranger: i came again Stranger: well i'm pretty well spent[/quote]
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police. We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you. 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[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: u alright? You: yeah, im good, you? Stranger: yep im good where o you live? Stranger: do* You: Cali, you? Stranger: nice england -/ Stranger: my dad lives in texas tho:) You: sweet, texas is a good place Stranger: yep :) You: whats your name? Stranger: im louis and you? You: GRABBIN PEELS!!!11 You have disconnected.[/quote]
Oh my god what if we meet another FPer what do we do
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