George Lucas should have distributed the "source code" to Star Wars. Millions of fans would create their own movies and stories. Most of them would be terrible, but a few would be genius. - Gabe Newell.
Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel. -George Appel, before he was executed by the electric chair.
Many health insurance plans cover Viagra, but won‘t cover birth control medications. Those women would like a choice. -John McCain.
I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image. -Courtney Love.
"The problem with Internet quotes and statistics is that often times, they're wrongfully believed to be real" -Abraham Lincoln.
"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. " -Joseph Stalin
Remember, gentlemen, what a Roman emperor said: The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet. - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Nut up or shut up" - Tallahasse
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Modern Warfare 2
"60 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, including this one"
-don't know
"SUCK MY COCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER"
Revenge kill from Battlefield 2.
I love being immature.
"If you're at a bar and the bartender hands you a drink with a straw in it, you ordered the wrong drink."
"Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative." -Johnny Rotten
"We spell correctly, here on Facepunbfdvhchn." - Some User.
[QUOTE=Fudgeblood;26976893]"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Modern Warfare 2[/QUOTE]
Gandhi said that
"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith"
"I ain't got no quarrel with the VietCong... No VietCong ever called me nigger" — Muhammad Ali
:iceburn:
"to be, or not to be?"
God must love idiots, he made so many of them. Abraham Lincoln.
I leave for a little while and suddenly everyone's having illusions of grandeur. Han Solo.
Gandhi
That is all.
"He who stands with me shall be my brother." - Various Warhammer characters
Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? - Daniel Daly
"I love War!"-Herr Major
Some of my favorites:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
-Ezekiel 25:17
-Jules from Pulp Fiction
Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong, it will go wrong
Einstein:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
Edison:
if we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.
Ronald Reagan
Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.
There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets credit.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
-Mark Twain
There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.
-William Barclay
Judge not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character
-Martin Luther King Jr.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
-Epicurus
"Death is illogically feared. Many have tried it, none have complained" - A friend
[QUOTE=joes33431;26992755]"Death is illogically feared. Many have tried it, none have complained" - A friend[/QUOTE]
A friend's a badass. He has so many good quotes. You should name another from him.
[QUOTE=Snapzies;26992934]A friend's a badass. He has so many good quotes. You should name another from him.[/QUOTE]
"Hey, are you there?" - A friend
Over 9000!!11!!!!! Xddddddd
Alea iacta est
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