• Help I'm a WiFi jammer!
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Three times now I have gone to watch a show with my family. Every time I enter the room the show starts to buffer. Help me Face-punch. What should I do? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap thread" - Jaanus))[/highlight]
Cut off your thingy.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;46896045]Cut off your thingy.[/QUOTE] This guy knows what he's talking about.
Enter sleep mode when you sit down.
Ignore the troll posts. Is the signal already weak in the room?
[QUOTE=TheRames;46896040]Three times now I have gone to watch a show with my family. Every time I enter the room the show starts to buffer. Help me Face-punch. What should I do?[/QUOTE] Clearly your body is made out of something that blocks wifi, NOW DONATE IT TO SCIENCE
[QUOTE=serverwatch;46896106]Ignore the troll posts. Is the signal already weak in the room?[/QUOTE] that's the weird thing, it runs fine whenever I'm not in the room.
reminds me of that futurama episode
turn yourself in jail
Same thing happens with my friend every time he comes into my room. My wi-fi stick just keeps dropping the connection to the router which is usually 3-4 bars. If there is actually science behind this I wanna know
Stop eating magnets
Do you have any metal prosthetics, braces, or implants? I suggest you have those removed. You can save money by doing it yourself.
You have evolved beyond us mere homo sapiens.
are you wolverine
[QUOTE=TheRames;46896040]Three times now I have gone to watch a show with my family. Every time I enter the room the show starts to buffer. Help me Face-punch. What should I do?[/QUOTE] It's because you're full of shit. Your digestive system is full of Wi-Fi blocking byproducts.
Microwave
[QUOTE=fritzel;46896257]Microwave[/QUOTE] Do not combine these last two steps
I remember doing the opposite with the TV signal at my grandparents place, like whenever I was standing in a certain place in their living room they would be able to watch a channel they otherwise was unable to even receive. Like even they recognized this and would tell me to go over to that spot when they wanted to watch that channel and if I sat down it wouldn't work so I had to stand there for the whole of the program they wanted to watch. I am not sure what causes us to disturb the radio signals but I know that flicking a light tube on and off repeatingly can disturb a digital TV signal, think it has something to do with EM radiation getting emitted from a light tube starter thing, it was an old one so maybe it was one of those weakly radioactive things? I am not sure if that would make a difference. Not entirely knowledgeable on these sort of things.
I remember when I made a little test circuit with a microcontroller which (without having any light sensors) would react to my hand getting close to it. Before I figured that out I wanted to destroy the fucking thing as it just didn't work properly because of it.
Does the issue persist if you enter the room naked?
Is there any other way to enter a room?
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;46897614]Is there any other way to enter a room?[/QUOTE] try jumping through the window, or crawl backwards into the room
If your device has a LAN port, you can run a cable to the living room. Then there's no more WiFi to jam. Also try to find out if there's interference from the routers of your neighbors fighting on one channel.
[QUOTE=TheRames;46896040]Three times now I have gone to watch a show with my family. Every time I enter the room the show starts to buffer. Help me Face-punch. What should I do?[/QUOTE] Holy shit my sister is the same way. Whenever she enters the room the computer starts flipping out. I think she's a robot.
[QUOTE=Linkuya;46897704]Holy shit my sister is the same way. Whenever she enters the room the computer starts flipping out. I think she's a robot.[/QUOTE] Do the Voight-Kampff test with her. Those robots are trying to take down the core of our infrastructure.
Ditch the antenna, or change the frequency you transmit your thoughts on.
Become a spec ops sargent like Corpral Stryker. Go into the enemy base and have them go "wtf why is our internets so slow?" TERRORISM SOLVED!
When one of my ex-girlfriends needed reception in a bad area, she used to put her phone near my head to get a signal and weirdly it would work 90% of the time. I don't know what causes this, it's very strange
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