Haven't seen this so...
1. Asian men do not exist.
2.Porn is fake
3. Porn is awesome.
4.That other guys go AAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!! when they climax.
5. Everyone watches it.
6. Asian men exist
7. Men's penises are always over 9 inches long
[QUOTE=Tropz]6. Asian men exist[/QUOTE]
8. Asian men admire the American man's penis for its size and strength, especially the Africans of America.
9. All women are bisexual.
10. Women groan with pleasure from even the slightest touch of their skin by another woman.
11. Women groan with pleasure from preforming sexual acts on another person.
Every other guy has a gallon of cum
12. Redtube roulette is a bitch.
14. It takes 30 minutes to do what I do in 3 :crying:
15. All females are shaved
16. All nurses look like this:
[img]http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5474/nurse01ka0.jpg[/img]
(Fuck, my nurses don't look like that and it pisses me off)
17. Women enjoy anal
18. You must change sex position at least once every 30 seconds
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19. Babysitters always get fucked when they get caught watching porn.
All women love hardcore anal, not just the normal sensitive stuff, the full on unclogging anal.
All women like to have buckets of cum on their faces in strange circumstances where they let strange men without real uniforms into their house
22. All women don't ever shit, that's why when they have anal their asses are completely clean.
23.Yes, that IS where you poop from.
24. No matter the woman, they will always say something about how tight their vagina is and how big the guy's cock is.
25. If you are caught masturbating by anyone of the opposite (sometimes same) gender, it will turn into you have sex with them.
26. No matter what what type of women, they always say fuck.
27. The girls always get into the guys car when he offers them a ride.
28. A lady will always repay a ride in a man's car with a good long fuck
29. Women fake.
Women rarely ever swallow. I'm lucky, mine lives for it. :D
31. Women always swallow.
32. "uuh, I am so tight" even if there's 5 dicks in the same hole :(
33. No Fap December is going to be impossible for me.
34. No girl on the streets ever seems to reject you to jump on your ride, give you a blowjob and/or follow you home for a good time.
35. I don't have to go outside anymore
[QUOTE=I Am Dumb]33. No Fap December is going to be impossible for me.[/QUOTE]
piece of piss here.
I haven't watched porn for ... 14-15 months, so along time.
But I learnt all the posisitions I do:
Doggy - Yes I thought that was anal only.
69'er - Thought that was gross, it's not.
...Can't be asked to carry on now.
But yeah, I actually learnt some useful shit
if that was too long or you didn't read:
X.: Pornstars clits are always fucking horrible.
35. Girls wish to be saved by God while being sex'd
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