You have one jail free card, What crime do you do?
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arson craptaskets house
Robbery. A big one.
[QUOTE=Jamie1992GSC;46091452]Robbery. A big one.[/QUOTE]
This, easily
Assuming you get to keep the money, of course
Steal a key-chain from the dollar store.
I'm such a bad boy
Steal myself a 3ds XL and a copy of Smash 4 at a local GameStop before release.
I was gonna joke and say stand your ground law but really that's in bad taste.
So I'll go with shoot down an airliner while promoting a civil war in another country.
[del]pirate garry's mod[/del] I wouldn't do anything
I don't do crime because of the threat of jail, I don't do it because it's not a very nice thing to do
the problem with a robbery is that even though you won't get arrested OP didn't mention anything about you getting shot down by the SWAT, lol.
that being said i'd probably walk around naked for a day. it's a harmless crime and it would be hilarious to see people getting mad at my dangling schlong.
Would kidnap count as one crime?
Like you kidnap someone and keep them prisoner for however long..it's still the same kidnap.
If yes then kidnap someone famous i haven't decided yet and have a brand new sex toy.
Hayley williams i'm lookin' at you!
If no ...steal a few Billion pounds for myself and my friends
[QUOTE=mini me;46092138]Would kidnap count as one crime?
Like you kidnap someone and keep them prisoner for however long..it's still the same kidnap.
Kidnap someone famous i haven't decided yet and have a brand new sex toy.
Hayley williams i'm lookin' at you![/QUOTE]
jesus you're a creep. i'd rather have a friend who robbed a bank than some dude who rapes hayley williams everyday.
[editline]27th September 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=mini me;46092138]
If no ...steal a few Billion pounds for myself and my friends[/QUOTE]
also i love how this guy thinks stealing a billion pounds is that easy, like something that could be accomplished in a day without much planning. it's like people that go like "if i had a time machine, i'd go back to the 40s and kill hitler" like they could just strut in the nazi palace or w/e and shoot hitler dead.
I would commit the worst crime, and pirate a single song I was particularly interested in listening to.
[QUOTE=MenteR;46092146]jesus you're a creep. i'd rather have a friend who robbed a bank than some dude who rapes hayley williams everyday.[/QUOTE]
good to know?
actually money would be more fun as my slight penchant for the dramatic would probably have me become a real life supervillian ....think...evil batman.
Only no real superhero's exist to stop me
Yeah i'm gonna go with the money ...plus a couple friends of mine are really struggling and a suprise christmas present would be amazing to watch
told you I had a thing for dramatic moments
[QUOTE=MenteR;46092146]
also i love how this guy thinks stealing a billion pounds is that easy, like something that could be accomplished in a day without much planning. it's like people that go like "if i had a time machine, i'd go back to the 40s and kill hitler" like they could just strut in the nazi palace or w/e and shoot hitler dead.[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ it's just a game on a forum! lighten the fuck up! Sorry if i didn't plan out my entire sophisticated battle plan on how i would get the money while avoiding the FBI and covering my tracks
sheesh
[QUOTE=Jamie1992GSC;46091452]Robbery. A big one.[/QUOTE]
that is if you don't get shot dead during the robbery
and if you keep the money
I'd have given it to Nelson Mandela if I could've gone back in time
[QUOTE=mini me;46092174]
Jesus christ it's just a game on a forum! lighten the fuck up! Sorry if i didn't plan out my entire sophisticated battle plan on how i would get the money while avoiding the FBI and covering my tracks
sheesh[/QUOTE]
i'm joking just like u are mate chill :)
Sorry lol ...long day
Think im gonna go crash before i lash out at someone else
I wonder what a real life supervillians life would be like
Night facepunch
Kill all of you criminal scum, take your loot, walk off into the sunset.
Genocide.
roll a double 3 times in a row
Well, I [I]do[/I] need a new processor...
I'd go on a police chase after stealing a really fast sports car or a cop car. I always thought it would be fun as shit!
Either that or I would rob a bank and give the money to my friends, but mostly to myself. :downs:
[QUOTE=MenteR;46092146]
also i love how this guy thinks stealing a billion pounds is that easy, like something that could be accomplished in a day without much planning. it's like people that go like "if i had a time machine, i'd go back to the 40s and kill hitler" like they could just strut in the nazi palace or w/e and shoot hitler dead.[/QUOTE]
Look all you have to do is place the time machine at a location you know Hitler has been, and send yourself to the time you know he's going to be there. Telefrag Hitler.
Well.
I'd just resurrect Hitler and then shoot him again.
What now.
shit on the White House lawn
[QUOTE=74pantera;46091437]arson craptaskets house[/QUOTE]
rape this man to death
robbery, I want loadsamunny!
or be a prostitute.
I'd keep the get out of jail free card, until I accidentally kill in self defense or in the defense of another.
Or if I felt it necessary, commit a very well thought out act of vigilantism.
pirate music on the internet
Steal a ps4 from a store or something.
I wouldn't do anything that ruins someone else's life.
Nuke Russia.
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