• Stupid Fucking Conspiracy Theories General
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[QUOTE]Hillary Clinton is a known Lesbian, a Jew who is a known 5th Degree Witch. The so called star of David is a Satanic Pentagram not the Star of David. King David had no Star this was made up in the 1600s by the Illuminati Jews. The so called Star on the Israel flag is not a Star by the Satanic Pentagram. This is known as the Star of Remphan belonging to Moloch (Satan). Hillary Clinton obviously liked to hire Lesbian’s like her Lesbian Lover Huma Abedim (Former Congressman Anthony Weiner’s wife) and Witch’s or practicing Satanist also known as Luciferians. You need to know who these Evil Politicians really are.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark. If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in. Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place. Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun). ... Planets don't EXIST, if the sun's light could reach ten's of millions of miles passed Earth reaching Mars no-body would be getting any rest at night, there would still be light, and there would be no GOD[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;h-O3ASU7L4M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-O3ASU7L4M[/video] Post any and all stupid fucking conspiracy theories, commentary vidoes. Remember, any conspiracy theories that seem true are most definitely not! [sp]We can see you, Matt[/sp] [QUOTE=theevilldeadII;50115328]please at least mention that I inspired this idea in the op thanks[/QUOTE]
Either he was trolling, on PCP, or he's no longer a moderator, but some FP moderator once argued that Sandy Hook massacre didn't actually happen.
JFK was shot by a CIA agent in tandem with Oswald in revenge for preventing Operation Northwoods and for bungling the Bay Of Pigs.
[QUOTE]Hillary Clinton is a known Lesbian, a Jew who is a known 5th Degree Witch. [B]I guess I don't know enough about witches but do they really have degrees? Like Martial artists?[/B] The so called star of David is a Satanic Pentagram not the Star of David. King David had no Star this was made up in the 1600s by the Illuminati Jews. [B]The star of David literally cannot be a pentagram because it has 6 points, not 5, also the pentagram is not satanic.[/B] The so called Star on the Israel flag is not a Star by the Satanic Pentagram. This is known as the Star of Remphan belonging to Moloch (Satan). [B]Moloch is not Satan, he was a god of the Canaanites [/B] Hillary Clinton obviously liked to hire Lesbian’s like her Lesbian Lover Huma Abedim (Former Congressman Anthony Weiner’s wife) and Witch’s [B](good grammar!)[/B] or practicing Satanist also known as Luciferians. You need to know who these Evil Politicians really are.[/QUOTE] Overall I found nothing wrong with this theory 10/10
Donald Trump was hired by the DNC to make Hillary Clinton more electable.
Fluoride in the water saps your body fluids.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;50114114]Donald Trump was hired by the DNC to make Hillary Clinton more electable.[/QUOTE] Tbh with the amount of retarded shit he spews that almost seems plausible. :v:
resource: [URL="http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteArchives.aspx?Archive=2"]http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteArchives.aspx?Archive=2[/URL] and remember: :conspiratard:
There are these organizations called "corporations" and these "corporations" are multi national and they exist to take people money.
the moon landing was real [editline]11th April 2016[/editline] only idiots think that
Oh my god that video in the OP is great
Bitcoins are an invention by the FBI to get other people to use their processing power to decrypt files for the FBI
Pepsi and Coke are the same thing.
[url=http://www.geocities.ws/greenberg/]A site regarding the "Conspiracy" behind Fishcenter, specifically the fish Greenbird[/url]
9/11 was coordinated by Israel to spark a proxy war
[QUOTE=Mining Bill;50113695] [sp]We can see you, Matt[/sp][/QUOTE] Wait was this aimed at me because it is working. I am freaked the fuck out, man.
Girls are not real. They're a conspiracy made by the Japanese to make people think that females are actually real by using the power of Anime.
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50115985]Girls are not real. They're a conspiracy made by the Japanese to make people think that females are actually real by using the power of Anime.[/QUOTE]Women are made of sand, I'll have you know.
The first conspiracy theory I encountered was something that involved Paul McCartney having actually died years ago, and was replaced with a doppelganger. What sparked this theory? His nose changed.
[QUOTE=MissingNoGuy;50116125]Women are made of sand, I'll have you know.[/QUOTE] Are you saying that Females are actually sand-made products of Japan?
[QUOTE=TAU!;50116145]The first conspiracy theory I encountered was something that involved Paul McCartney having actually died years ago, and was replaced with a doppelganger. What sparked this theory? His nose changed.[/QUOTE] This one is actually true though. Same with Dylan, man.
See this? [IMG]http://previewcf.turbosquid.com/Preview/2014/07/10__15_03_53/100DollarBill_11.jpgb4d740d0-fb99-4e75-b531-958f0401725bSmall.jpg[/IMG] The secret oligarchs of the world it to enslave us. It has strange ass magic powers. It can be used to encourage people to work in a shit hole of a factory or a young woman marry and ugly old dude. Some people kill for this object. Some will toil years and years away at some burger join just to get a weekly amount of this strange tailsman. It has sometimes caused wars. Its only paper and ink. See the triangle on the back? With the eye on it? That the sigil used to exert mind control over you and it comes from the outer dimension dontbeabrokeass, where aliens use this power over us for their sick ends. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
[QUOTE=TAU!;50116145]The first conspiracy theory I encountered was something that involved Paul McCartney having actually died years ago, and was replaced with a doppelganger. What sparked this theory? His nose changed.[/QUOTE] But at the end of "A Day in the Life" you clearly hear John saying "I Buried Paul!"
[QUOTE=Mining Bill;50113695][video=youtube;h-O3ASU7L4M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-O3ASU7L4M[/video][/QUOTE] It's like something that a 6 year old came up with.
OP you're an a absolute madman also no one brought up the " The Nazi Holocaust THing never happend >?
Roswell were them aliums
[QUOTE=timz9;50119275]Roswell were them aliums[/QUOTE] pfffffft the last alien to visit earth was Javik 46k years ago Hillary is one of ther Lizard persons
[QUOTE=Tobin;50116323]But at the end of "A Day in the Life" you clearly hear John saying "I Buried Paul!"[/QUOTE] And he's the only one barefoot, man.
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