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[release][img]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4912/quotesthread.png[/img][/release] Post your favorite quotes [quote] Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit goes right out the window." - "Hoot" [/quote] [release][b]MVP Quotes[/b] None yet.[/release]
Veni, Vidi, Vici. :D
[quote=My pedophile math teacher][i]"Y'see, this entire unit is a lot like...like dating a pretty girl. Isolate the girl and get her alone." "If you don't stop playing with that cell phone I'm going to whack you off." "I'm high as a kite right now."[/i][/quote]
"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum." Guess who.
"Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven."
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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes." Vinny: So, one Predator vs one Terminator. Who would win? Ryan: Mmmm..... Terminator. No heat signature. Vinny: Wait what are you talking about, why not? What about the, what about the core? That thing's got heat. Ryan: No, no. It's cold fusion man. Read your bible.
When people ask me what the point of life is if I'm atheist. "The point of life is to amuse oneself."
[IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/165757tumblrlb7h95ojlo1qz.gif[/IMG] "Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything." ~Prof. Farnsworth "OK, if everyone's finished bein' stupid."~Leela "I'm literally angry with rage!"~Fry And now for a science quote. "Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today." ~Lawrence M. Krauss
[QUOTE=Bertrand Russell]If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.[/QUOTE]
you like phil collins
If you havin quidditch problems I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one
"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance." ~Joseph Stalin
Why does this thread have a banner?
"In a world without walls or fences, who needs Windows or Gates"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wju1_jjtETM&feature=related[/media] 1:06 :lol::lol::lol:
[quote]I'm not gonna fight you... I'm gonna kick your ass..[/quote]
An eye for an eye makes everyone a pirate
Some of my favorites: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. -Ezekiel 25:17 -Jules from Pulp Fiction Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong, it will go wrong Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous. A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. Any fool can know. The point is to understand. Edison: if we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking. Ronald Reagan Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have. There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets credit. Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -Mark Twain There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why. -William Barclay Judge not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character -Martin Luther King Jr.
[quote]I can lick you with one hand tied behind my back[/quote] [quote]Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold[/quote]
I was talking to this mexican girl when I was very tired once and said "Yeah, you're a watermelon. You're green, round and filled with red stuff." It wasn't a good quote but to this day I have no idea why I said that [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] She was also brown
"I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning." — Aleister Crowley
"*ahem* 'Dr Rockso. I hate you... and I think you should die you are an idiot and I hate your voice there is no room on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you go die.' There is that good?" - Nathan Explosion's letter to Dr. Rockso
Decided on bumping this thread rather than creating a new one. "people tell me that my personality is divided. I don't think so, but maybe it is." I forget.
[QUOTE=Smash Master;26173678]"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum." Guess who.[/QUOTE] I read through that and saw kiss ass the first time.
Man is free at the instant he wants to be.
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