My moustache is growing but I can't afford razors, what do I do?
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So, here is the deal, I recently hit puberty and my hormones are going crazy, and my moustache is growing wild. I used to look beautiful, but now I just look like a fourteen year old spick, and my girlfriend (yeah she is autistic but that doesn't mean that you need to judge) left me because of me all of a sudden changing into this foul and disgusting abomination.
I am an inbred and my parents hate me, they don't give me money for anything, so I can't afford razors, and I am really worried about looking like this forever. I can't keep up with my studies, so I can't get a job and earn any money for it.
Help facepunch, what do I do?
Here is a picture of how I look right now
[img]http://puu.sh/aTi8[/img]
thanks for the help
recently hit puberty? you look like you're nearing 20 :v:
try a kitchen knife
alternatively, regular scissor if you know how to be careful
i'm pretty jelly too, I'm 17 and I only got a bit of fucking tiny ass neckbeard and that's it
Scissors?
[QUOTE=VaSTinY;33897947]recently hit puberty? you look like you're nearing 20 :v:
try a kitchen knife
alternatively, regular scissor if you know how to be careful[/QUOTE]
im sorry i had troubles in my life i first hit puberty when i was 17
The first thing that comes to mind is duct tape and painkillers, women use hot wax on their legs, perhaps if you're carefully you cou'ld apply some to your face?
[QUOTE=naos;33897975]im sorry i had troubles in my life i first hit puberty when i was 17[/QUOTE]
17's a bit late, I hit puberty at 12 :v:
After reading the whole post, I couldn't help to think that the OP is making some stuff up just for kicks.
Why should I help such an abomination......... EVEN INCEST CAN'T CREATE THINGS THIS HORRIBLE.
If your being honest, just use scissors and be careful.
[QUOTE=Dippeggs;33898134]After reading the whole post, I couldn't help to think that the OP is making some stuff up just for kicks.[/QUOTE]
dudde no need to judge i have issues -_-
lmao you look like a pedo
[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;33898281]lmao you look like a pedo[/QUOTE]
prepare your anus
I'd suggest leaving it - growing a mustache is the road to becoming a man.
Also don't talk shit on yourself either dude, no point attempting to look good if you don't feel good about who you are.
Tweezers
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Are you this guy
Hot wax.
Where's the mustache I can't see it.
RIP IT OUT WITH YOUR HANDS!
Shave that ungodly hair abomination with anything that's sharp.
Use a kitchen knife, scissors or just rip it out with [I]your goddamn bare hands[/I]. Just do not let other people see you like this. Nerd-staches are the worst thing that a human can be cursed with.
Or you know, borrow your dad's razor.
If you got a sharp enough utilitie knife or box cutter pull the razor out of it and try cutting with that.
Or get tape/duct tape and put it on your nasty lip and rip it off. A lot more painful but it should do the job.
NO PAIN, NO GAME
[QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;33898514]RIP IT OUT WITH YOUR HANDS![/QUOTE]
One by one
Disposable razors are like $4 for a pack of 5? Can you not scour around for $4?
Take estrogen medication and become a woman.
Having hit puberty at 10 you seem extremely awkward.
Redneck it.
(Duct tape) Also it might hurt a little to a lot. Unless you drink a lot first then tear it off real fast.
I have a slight unibrow ima rip off right now.
Fuck this will hurt.
how can you not afford disposable razors?
Redneck it.
(Duct tape) Also it might hurt a little to a lot. Unless you drink a lot first then tear it off real fast.
I have a slight unibrow ima rip off right now.
Fuck this will hurt.
Edit: OUCH FUCK IT DOESN'T WORK
Edit 2: It does work it just takes lots of time and hurts like a bitch.
Still working on it.
how are [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1131740]your sexy legs[/url] going?
kinda look like Freddy Mercury you sexy stud u
Burn it off with a match.
obviously that's not you, you posted this picture of "you" in another thread you made and it's clearly not the same person.
[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-c0bgavrNnRI/TvcaCZP9WUI/AAAAAAAAADE/_UPShpleAwk/s912/2011-12-24%25252013.41.20.jpg[/img]
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