• Bengay?
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Why is everyone a big fan of bengay? What does it do to your genitals when i use it?
Makes them immune to the dietary effects of onions. And retains sperm count.
what do you want
It increases pleasure/spermcount if you use it on your balls.
It feels great
It does.
I'm hesitating to use it because you Facepunchers can lead people into horrible mistakes. So I'm afraid of doing it, i dont want to lose my balls. Should i trust you guys?
There isn't anything wrong with it. It increases pleasure during masturbation, for me.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24880240]I'm hesitating to use it because you Facepunchers can lead people into horrible mistakes. So I'm afraid of doing it, i dont want to lose my balls. Should i trust you guys?[/QUOTE] Yes
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24880240] i dont want to lose my balls.[/QUOTE]
You won't lose your balls. People who say you will are retarded trolls. On the back of the box it says muscle relaxant. That means that if applied to your 'funny' area, it increases sperm count and pleasure, as your prostate is now relaxed in its cerevix. Upon ejaculation your brain produces a chemical that releases endorphins. It feels fucking amazing. If you don't try it you're not a man. [editline]07:09PM[/editline] In my opinion. I don't want to hurt your feelings.
[QUOTE=Sickle;24880301]You won't lose your balls. People who say you will are retarded trolls. On the back of the box it says muscle relaxant. That means that if applied to your 'funny' area, it increases sperm count and pleasure, as your prostate is now relaxed in its cerevix. Upon ejaculation your brain produces a chemical that releases endorphins. It feels fucking amazing. If you don't try it you're not a man. [editline]07:09PM[/editline] In my opinion. I don't want to hurt your feelings.[/QUOTE] Oh shit.. Where can i buy one of those then?
You buy Bengay from the chemist. Make sure you don't get it in your [U]dick-hole[/U], if you do something like[I] that [/I]I'm not responsible.
[QUOTE=Sickle;24880349]You buy Bengay from the chemist. Make sure you don't get it in your [U]dick-hole[/U], if you do something like[I] that [/I]I'm not responsible.[/QUOTE] What happens if it goes into my dick-hole..? :ohdear:
it relaxes the muscles and most likely will make your peepee hole 5x as big or some shit just don't put it in there, keep it near the shaft and balls only
In short, you die a horribly slow painful death. Nah, you just get over-tingly, and that can make you faint, and makes your dick hole big.
Brain scorcher is a troll, why are you even trying to get him use bengay?
Shame, he shouldn't be denied a more orgasmic sensation.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;24880406]Brain scorcher is a troll, why are you even trying to get him use bengay?[/QUOTE] Because I want to enjoy masturbating more, and Facepunch is full of helpful people unlike you. :3:
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24880439]Because I want to enjoy masturbating more, and Facepunch is full of helpful people unlike you. :3:[/QUOTE] Your post history tells otherwise
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls.
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