• Toilet problems
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Seeing that there was no forum suitable for this thread,I might as well post it here. So a moment ago,my little brother accidentally dropped his toy into the toilet. It was big and it got stuck between the pipes. I tried pulling it out but the damn thing was too big to squeeze out. I don't have a plunger either. So the only thing I could do was to push it further into the pipes in hopes that the toy would flush down on it's own but I only made matters worst because now it's stuck and it's unreachable. Any help?
Explosives.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;36895336]Explosives.[/QUOTE] Dude. There's no way I am gonna blow up my toilet [QUOTE]I'd call a plumber, might cost you an arm and a leg though. Have you tried just removing the section of piping that the toy's stuck in? [/QUOTE] I think I will try that. Gonna be a bit messy though
Stuff your brother down into the pipes and tell him to get his shit. [editline]23rd July 2012[/editline] Tell him not to drop his shit. Life lesson.
Put your mouth in the toilet and swallow everything in your way until the toy gets in your mouth.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;36895389]Stuff your brother down into the pipes and tell him to get his shit. [editline]23rd July 2012[/editline] Tell him not to drop his shit. Life lesson.[/QUOTE] This is a great character building experience, trust me I would know.
[QUOTE=LuaHelper;36895386]Dude. There's no way I am gonna blow up my toilet[/QUOTE] It's just a toilet. Not like it has feelings or anything.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;36895424]It's just a toilet. Not like it has feelings or anything.[/QUOTE] Are you kidding me when I was remodeling my bathroom and those big men took my toilet away, that thing was crying. "No drake, how could you let them do this to me?" "No toilet, there are other people who need you!" never saw him again, went into a state of depression for six years
Uh..ok... So aside about the talking toilets. Anyone got a real solution?
Punch the toilet until it surrenders.
[QUOTE=LuaHelper;36895478]Uh..ok... So aside about the talking toilets. Anyone got a real solution?[/QUOTE] Bitch we gave you real solutions either take it to the heart or forget about it
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;36895609]Bitch we gave you real solutions either take it to the heart or forget about it[/QUOTE] So,you want me to blow up my toilet,talk to it,hug it,drink the water from it and stuff my brother into it?
[QUOTE=LuaHelper;36895683]So,you want me to blow up my toilet,talk to it,hug it,drink the water from it and stuff my brother into it?[/QUOTE] Blowing it up and putting your brother in it will do
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;36895693]Blowing it up and putting your brother in it will do[/QUOTE] [I]My bathroom is now reduced to rubble[/I]
[QUOTE=LuaHelper;36895765][I]My bathroom is now reduced to rubble[/I][/QUOTE] You see? I told you FP would get the job done. Great job crew, everyone can go on break now.
wire hangers dingus
Pretend the toy is a loose tooth. Tie a string around it, then slam the door shut.
don't feed the toilet for five days as a punishment for being greedy.
Call an Italian plumber.
try to cut the toy into pieces.
flush some acid down the toilet
[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;36897212]flush some acid down the toilet[/QUOTE] I thought we were punishing the toilet? Giving it drugs is not punishment.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;36897470]I thought we were punishing the toilet? Giving it drugs is not punishment.[/QUOTE] Not that kind of acid.
Catch a rat and indoctrinate it into getting the toy out for you.
Beat your brother with a 2x4. That'll teach him not to fuck with the toilet again.
A++ thread would read again.
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