Something i was thinking about when browsing through the topics:
person1 starts: Your phone tells you that your battery is running low.
person2(underperson1): Ignore it
person2: <question>
i guess ill start with something
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your laptop crashes.
Reboot it
Nice question.
You are missing an arm.
attach arm
you have to pee but you don't feel like getting your ass out of the chair
Get a cup
There is a knock on the door, but you are too busy peeing in the cup
ninja'd
fake that your not home
you broke your fingers
attach fingers.
Your cup is almost full and you still have to pee
get another cup.
You want to play a game, but you don't have that game :v:
attach..
fuck this i really have to pee
Get a bucket
The phone rings
pick it up
its the government on the phone
Tell them to fuck off
There is a bang on the door
Tell them to hold
A hippo crashes down your front door
have casual sex with the hippo into persauding him into repairing it
you ended up having sex with donald trump and are about to peform some anal moves
I [B]do it.[/b]
Why?
Because [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzTUNfiAVtM[/media]
You have no coins and no money but want to keep playing an arcade game
Get more money
The goverment tracks you down about telling them to fuck off earlier
I would do nothing because that's not a problem because my government allows me to tell them to fuck off.
You are dead.
Use: Phoenix Down
You are now an abomination
kill self
You respawn in your chair, and have to pee again but the cups are all still full.
you drink the cups
you now want to puke, poop and pee but you still don't want to get up.
hire an hobo as toilet
the hobo is lazy
Kick hobo in nuts so he says "ahhhh" and do all 3 in his mouth
Shoot him.
[del]A woman is seated and is writing. There is a thunderstorm outside and she dies as a consequence. How did she die?[/del]
You are on fire.
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Gahhh, nice question.
The answer is dragons.
Your car is sliding into oncoming traffic.
roll the fuck out of there
A driverless car is speeding towards you.
try to jump over the car and (mostly) you will fall over it or you will do it right
the driver (that came walking from the road) comes after you with an gun
[I]Use more gun.[/I]
Terrorists have set off an atomic bomb to explode in your city. It will explode in two hours.
Spend money on cocaine and hookers.
The floor is now lava.
Live the rest of my life on my couch.
Start choking but no one is around.
Laugh about your own choke as sad as it may be.
Realise you are late for work.
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