They lost me at "DK Vine forum." What would you talk about in a Donkey Kong forum? Surely you couldn't talk about Donkey Kong for that long let alone build a community around talking about Donkey Kong and sustain it for long. I think Shack News should do an investigation on this.
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Apparently the forum has been around since at least '03, and a member named DKFan4Life has made 8,000,191 posts in the span of about five years, and makes up for 69% of the forum's posts. Surely he must be a proxy for several users... right? :psyduck:
I also found this [url=http://www.dkvine.com/games/dkjc/ssfar/]amazing story[/url] on his profile page. This man is more fascinating than this news post could ever be. I demand that Shacknews do an article on this.
[quote]But suddenly things take a turn. Diddy Kong spots a giant banana at the top of Sun Sun Island’s mountain; Cliffy Peak. With gusto, the Kongs race to the mountaintop to retrieve it, only to witness K. Rool and a band of Kritters escape using a dimensional portal. To make matters worse; the giant banana starts to fly around and drop missiles on them.
Once the banana spaceship is downed, an alien that is also shaped like a banana emerges from the craft.
A new, albeit strange adventure begins…and Wrinkly Kong need not get involved in this one.
[/quote]
Oh man, what the actual fuck. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/g5JC5.png[/img]
Dear lord... I've even scanned the forums a bit, and he isn't shitposting either. Each one of his posts is very well-thought-out and consists of several paragraphs of proper grammar.
How about doing something original for once instead of 3D'ing old franchises?
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To hell with Donkey Kong, the boxes on the right are a hell of a lot more interesting.
I didn't hear about the SSB 3D thing before, this is cool and I'm looking forward to whatever comes out!
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Apparently the forum has been around since at least '03, and a member named DKFan4Life has made 8,000,191 posts in the span of about five years, and makes up for 69% of the forum's posts. Surely he must be a proxy for several users... right? :psyduck:
I also found this [url=http://www.dkvine.com/games/dkjc/ssfar/]amazing story[/url] on his profile page. This man is more fascinating than this news post could ever be. I demand that Shacknews do an article on this.
Oh man, what the actual fuck. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/g5JC5.png[/img]
Dear lord... I've even scanned the forums a bit, and he isn't shitposting either. Each one of his posts is very well-thought-out and consists of several paragraphs of proper grammar.[/QUOTE]
Holy hell, I never knew someone could love Donkey Kong that much.
[QUOTE=dass;35107373]How about doing something original for once instead of 3D'ing old franchises?[/QUOTE]
And if they was doing something "original" everyone would be complaining that they want old games remade.
Everyone is a critic...
[QUOTE=Funny Hats;35107359]They lost me at "DK Vine forum." What would you talk about in a Donkey Kong forum? Surely you couldn't talk about Donkey Kong for that long let alone build a community around talking about Donkey Kong and sustain it for long. I think Shack News should do an investigation on this.
[editline]dk[/editline]
Apparently the forum has been around since at least '03, and a member named DKFan4Life has made 8,000,191 posts in the span of about five years, and makes up for 69% of the forum's posts. Surely he must be a proxy for several users... right? :psyduck:
I also found this [url=http://www.dkvine.com/games/dkjc/ssfar/]amazing story[/url] on his profile page. This man is more fascinating than this news post could ever be. I demand that Shacknews do an article on this.
Oh man, what the actual fuck. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/g5JC5.png[/img]
Dear lord... I've even scanned the forums a bit, and he isn't shitposting either. Each one of his posts is very well-thought-out and consists of several paragraphs of proper grammar.[/QUOTE]
That's 3.3 posts per minute assuming he was posting all 1440 minutes of the day, that can't be possible
[QUOTE=Funny Hats;35107359]They lost me at "DK Vine forum." What would you talk about in a Donkey Kong forum? Surely you couldn't talk about Donkey Kong for that long let alone build a community around talking about Donkey Kong and sustain it for long. I think Shack News should do an investigation on this.
[editline]dk[/editline]
Apparently the forum has been around since at least '03, and a member named DKFan4Life has made 8,000,191 posts in the span of about five years, and makes up for 69% of the forum's posts. Surely he must be a proxy for several users... right? :psyduck:
I also found this [url=http://www.dkvine.com/games/dkjc/ssfar/]amazing story[/url] on his profile page. This man is more fascinating than this news post could ever be. I demand that Shacknews do an article on this.
Oh man, what the actual fuck. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/g5JC5.png[/img]
Dear lord... I've even scanned the forums a bit, and he isn't shitposting either. Each one of his posts is very well-thought-out and consists of several paragraphs of proper grammar.[/QUOTE]
This is hilarious, I've been reading his posts and you're completely right.
The best part is you'd expect this of a 12 year old or something, but I was 12ish when I first played these games so [b]how fucking old is he[/b].
[QUOTE=Catdaemon;35107966]This is hilarious, I've been reading his posts and you're completely right.
The best part is you'd expect this of a 12 year old or something, but I was 12ish when I first played these games so [b]how fucking old is he[/b].[/QUOTE]
According to his profile he's 20 years old.
For some reason, that forum has a gif of different pictures of famous, overweight black men.
Are they saying overweight black men look like Donkey Kong?
I loved Donkey Kong 64, this will be awesome.
[img]http://facepunch.com/fp/events/spmb.png[/img]Sounds like one hell of a bot to me.[img]http://facepunch.com/fp/events/spmb.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Funny Hats;35107359]They lost me at "DK Vine forum." What would you talk about in a Donkey Kong forum? Surely you couldn't talk about Donkey Kong for that long let alone build a community around talking about Donkey Kong and sustain it for long. I think Shack News should do an investigation on this.
[editline]dk[/editline]
Apparently the forum has been around since at least '03, and a member named DKFan4Life has made 8,000,191 posts in the span of about five years, and makes up for 69% of the forum's posts. Surely he must be a proxy for several users... right? :psyduck:
I also found this [url=http://www.dkvine.com/games/dkjc/ssfar/]amazing story[/url] on his profile page. This man is more fascinating than this news post could ever be. I demand that Shacknews do an article on this.
Oh man, what the actual fuck. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/g5JC5.png[/img]
Dear lord... I've even scanned the forums a bit, and he isn't shitposting either. Each one of his posts is very well-thought-out and consists of several paragraphs of proper grammar.[/QUOTE]
( 4892.9 posts per day / [b]3575.58%[/b] of total forum posts )
[QUOTE=cdlink14;35107777]And if they was doing something "original" everyone would be complaining that they want old games remade.
Everyone is a critic...[/QUOTE]
Except we've seen just about a million Donkey Kongs, a million Marios and I'm sure we've seen something else aswell...
A million Zeldas!
[QUOTE=Funny Hats;35107359]They lost me at "DK Vine forum." What would you talk about in a Donkey Kong forum? Surely you couldn't talk about Donkey Kong for that long let alone build a community around talking about Donkey Kong and sustain it for long. I think Shack News should do an investigation on this.
[editline]dk[/editline]
Apparently the forum has been around since at least '03, and a member named DKFan4Life has made 8,000,191 posts in the span of about five years, and makes up for 69% of the forum's posts. Surely he must be a proxy for several users... right? :psyduck:
I also found this [url=http://www.dkvine.com/games/dkjc/ssfar/]amazing story[/url] on his profile page. This man is more fascinating than this news post could ever be. I demand that Shacknews do an article on this.
Oh man, what the actual fuck. :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/g5JC5.png[/img]
Dear lord... I've even scanned the forums a bit, and he isn't shitposting either. Each one of his posts is very well-thought-out and consists of several paragraphs of proper grammar.[/QUOTE]
You know, there's some forums where the Mods can mess with people's post count. I doubt that the whole forum even gets more than 4k posts a week.
But now I'm curious about the Smash Bros thing... First time I'm hearing about this.
make a new franchise u dolts
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;35119888]make a new franchise u dolts[/QUOTE]
But keep the Miis out of it, please.
[QUOTE=-The_D-;35113627]You know, there's some forums where the Mods can mess with people's post count. I doubt that the whole forum even gets more than 4k posts a week.
But now I'm curious about the Smash Bros thing... First time I'm hearing about this.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking this. Just open the SQL database, alter post count. If you notice his most active forum only has 127 posts.
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