• What does cum taste like
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Hey guys, I was watching some porn and I had a brilliant thought: What does cum taste like? Have you ever tasted cum, FP?
Mayo
It tastes like optimistic ratings
Oh my god It's a triple rainbow
It's salty goo, basically. Yes I tasted it.
[QUOTE=Murkat;24609367]It's salty goo, basically. Yes I tasted it.[/QUOTE] Why would you taste it?
[QUOTE=MphysLx;24609383]Why would you taste it?[/QUOTE] Curiosity gets the best of everyone.
Salty pennies and milk
So, after a fucked up thought and about 5 minutes of fapping, I [sp]came in my mouth.[/sp] [sp]It wasn't a pleasant experience.[/sp]
lol
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24609511]So, after a fucked up thought and about 5 minutes of fapping, I [sp]came in my mouth.[/sp] [sp]It wasn't a pleasant experience.[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Rainbow-diagram-ROYGBIV.svg/800px-Rainbow-diagram-ROYGBIV.svg.png[/img]
Tastes like a diluted cream. But if you'll eat lots of apples, oranges and fruits before fapping - it will taste good.
Never tasted it. Wish i did though.
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24609511]So, after a fucked up thought and about 5 minutes of fapping, I [sp]came in my mouth.[/sp] [sp]It wasn't a pleasant experience.[/sp][/QUOTE] Well somebody is silly.
Salty.
i can't really describe it
[sp]It's hot, and slimy, and salty. In other words, horrible. I still have the taste on my tounge.[/sp]
It's an acquired taste
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24609609][sp]It's hot, and slimy, and salty. In other words, horrible. I still have the taste on my tounge.[/sp][/QUOTE] This needs to be your custom title. Now. Mods, get on this.
[QUOTE=NeoTurtle;24609662]It's an acquired taste[/QUOTE] I don't know, thinking of it makes me sick :v:
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24609320] What does cum taste like? [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=204951&dateline=1283291939[/img] Think of this pig saying everything he has said. It makes it better.
I kinda wish I had known that before...
semen
Dude, you scare me. If you did this, [b]WHY[/b] would be compelled to tell the internet about it?
Why not?
What the fuck dude. I hope you're trolling
[QUOTE=usaokay;24609715]It depends on what kind of food you're eating. If you mostly eat junk food/meat, then your cum will taste all bitter. If you eat more healthier food like fruits, then your cum will taste sweet. So next time when you're planning to fuck someone, eat fruit. I read about this in one of those informative cartoony pictures that even gives out the statistics and stuff.[/QUOTE] I drink v8 juice all the fucking time. yesssssssss
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24609817]What the fuck dude. I hope you're trolling[/QUOTE] Nope, I even swallowed it too. Lost in the moment, I guess.
This thread has the optimistic all in it. [editline]11:58PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Happyfaic;24609832]Nope, I even swallowed it too. Lost in the moment, I guess.[/QUOTE] You're recycling! :D
Oh god what the fucking fuck.
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