Going on a cruise to Cozumel, Mexico... What should I know?

[Archonos 2]

Title explains all. I speak Spanish relatively well but I know many people speak English there.

Any thoughts?

[BloodFox1222]

Remember to comply when the men with guns ask for your valuables.

[elih595]

Remember to drink tap water there. It is very tasty.

[Monko12105]

There's a really good beach bar on the east side of the Island called Playa Bonita. You might not have enough time to go there if you are only there for a day

[Archonos 2]

I'll keep that in mind Monko!

As for Las Zetas and Montezuma's Revenge....... I'm game.

[Moustacheman]

Remember to become the new Pancho Villa.

[Chubbles]

#1 rule about going to Cozumel: Don't go to Cozumel.

#2 rule: I drank the water unintentionally. Don't be scared, your butt's only a little runny for like 3 days.

#3: Everyone will try to sell you everything ever. Fuckin' haggle your ass off if you want to buy anything. It's all about haggling.

#4: Just keep in mind... it is [I]Mexico[/I] after all.

I went on a cruise to Progreso and Cozumel, and in Progreso, we visited an Ancient Mayan ruins called Chichen Itza. That was probably the coolest thing ever, so if you get a chance, you should totally do that.

[Napalm_bomb]

Eat the worm.

[jamzzster]

Remember to lick the toads there. They whisper beautiful stories in your ears :-)