What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair?

[Ninny]

For me it's probably my laptop or a book.

[Pelf]

Stapler or scissors.

[J AC1D]

A bowl.

[Moosey Fate!]

One of my rifles.

[TheGuru]

I wouldn't rate my chances with anything nearby as a weapon, I'd sooner just use my chemistry textbook to defend myself and beat them around the head while they're off balance.

[ashxu]

scissors.

[Muzz1]

stanley knife.

[Str4t0s]

Electrical cord, my superheavy plant, scissors

[chrise112]

My chair has wheels :D so alot of things probably another chair

[DuncanFrost]

Vacuum cleaner :c00l:

[zomby]

[QUOTE=chrise112;14584600]My chair has wheels :D so alot of things probably another chair[/QUOTE]

Same here!

[MortalKombat]

rosebud

[Kyle877]

Two knives, three shuriken that I can't figure out to use for the life of me, my guitar, two .50 caliber bullets and a Beerstein.

[Protoman]

Screwdriver.
If I stood ip on the chair there's a bunch of stunt swords.

[I've Been Banne]

CD:s, pencil

[Uber|nooB]

Screwdriver.

[Morbo!!!]

Scissors, CDs, screwdrivers, 6.3mm jack adaptors.

[KFrohman]

2 quite heavy guitars.

[Ninny]

Lots of people seems to have screwdrivers and/or scissors close to them.

[kidwithsword]

I can grab either a soccer trophy or a 6 inch knife. I think the trophy might be the more suitable choice.

[Bloodshed16]

Pencil, or a glass.

[jay151]

Screwdriver.

[Mr Bob]

A pencil, or a pen. I can stab them in the eye.

[Sgt. Jerky]

Tie between a trophy and a fork

[MrJelle]

21" CRT monitor of +10 headsmashing.

[Moosey Fate!]

Oh, and a bo staff and a pair of nunchaku.

[kevaughan]

My dick

[A-Bomb]

My hands, or maybe a combination of them and my speaker wires.

[iluza]

[QUOTE=kevaughan;14584994]My dick[/QUOTE]

Yeah, everyone will die of laughter.

For me, probably a lamp.

[kevaughan]

[QUOTE=Iluza;14585029]Yeah, everyone will die of laughter.

For me, probably a lamp.[/QUOTE]

you have lamps? lol those are so 2000's