You find a wallet next to a trash can at Magic Mountain. It has $112 in it, what do you do? - General

There is everything that would pertain in a normal wallet, id, drivers license, credit cards, and $112, a 100, a 10 and 2 singles. There is nobody close around, what do you do? If you have more questions about the specifics on the hypothetical feel free to ask.

Check the ID, call the owner and figure out how to return the wallet.

Laught like a mad idiot for five minutes and get to KFC buy FOOD! and charge Steam Wallet to feed hungry gabenz :v:

If it had no ID I would have kept the money. I assume I would be a good samaritan and help a brotha out by contacting the person through their ID.

See who the guy/girl is, see what the wallet contains, and take it to the police station so they can return the stuff to the owner without too much hassle, besides from having to reactivate the cancelled credit cards. Then there is of course the temptation of taking some/all of the money, but you have no use for the credit cards or driver's license, so returning REST of the contents besides from the cash to the police would be the least you can do.

This seems oddly specific

Yeah OP what's up with the Magic Mountain and $112 ?

Pick it up and throw it in the trash can. If I can't morally keep it, NO ONE CAN

[QUOTE=Liem;40149252]This seems oddly specific[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Gekkosan;40149261]Yeah OP what's up with the Magic Mountain and $112 ?[/QUOTE] Glad to know I wasn't the only one

Ask the money what to do.

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;40149261]Yeah OP what's up with the Magic Mountain and $112 ?[/QUOTE] OP clearly has a predicament on his hands and is looking for advise.

Try to locate the owner. If no luck doing so after approx. one week, free wallet.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40149299]OP clearly has a predicament on his hands and is looking for advise.[/QUOTE] Yeah, this happened to me yesterday.

Hahahah, that's pretty funny. You can take it to the police or something (why do you even ask ??) but don't expect a reward because it's not necessarily so. [editline]4th April 2013[/editline] or.. you steal that bitch.

[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;40149356]Yeah, this happened to me yesterday.[/QUOTE] Return it. The guy would probably give you a reward for being so kind and returning it.

So did you take it or just leave it, since its not a hypothetical

[QUOTE=Bytecry;40149520]Return it. The guy would probably give you a reward for being so kind and returning it.[/QUOTE] He'll probably just say thanks and maybe invite you to lunch.

I already have too much money, and I don't know what to spend it on. I would [QUOTE=TehMentos;40149122]Check the ID, call the owner and figure out how to return the wallet.[/QUOTE]

Call the owner from a secret number, send it back through mail. When he recieves it, he will find 15k extra dollars in there, a small bottle of poison and a note with a name and "14 days. We will stay in touch." scribbled on it.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40149602]He'll probably just say thanks and maybe invite you to lunch.[/QUOTE] Thanks for finding my wallet for me, wanna go on a date?

I'm sure there's an episode of Recess exactly like this.

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;40149888]Thanks for finding my wallet for me, wanna go on a date?[/QUOTE] "I'm a millionaire and I leave wallets like this all over the city. Here is your 100,000$ reward for bringing this back to me, here, even have a Jetback." Edit: Ninja, Recess yo.

Don't be a dick, return it.

whats magic mountain? i'd take a portion of the money then return it to the origonal owner. being nice ain't free if i don't know ya

Hide dollar bills around magic mountain with gradually increasing amount. Hide a one dollar bill with a sticky note taped to it with a hint of the location of the next dollar bill. Hide them in place like on trees, underneath rollercoaster cars, eventually lead them to a bench where I will be sitting and If they give me all the notes I will give them their drivers license and credit cards back.

Dragon Dildo

[QUOTE=Minimal;40150013]Dragon Dildo[/QUOTE] I can totally just imagine someone sending it back either skewered on a dragon dildo or covered in bad dragon cum lube.

I instantly took the money and left the rest of the stuff there (it was more like a bag, like a females not a males) and ditched and sat far away and waited to see if anyone found it (I had to wait for some friends to get off Goliath anyways) as I was sitting I was wondering what I should do. I was really considering putting it back but I felt like if I went to do it she would show up right then and accuse me of trying to steal it. So I kept it and right as my friends left I saw her pick it up and look around and get security :x I feel kind of bad but if I lost my wallet and found it again with all the money gone I would understand cause it's my fault for losing my wallet in the first place.

your at magic mountain what are you doing go on a rollercoaster or something

Buy a $112 wallet