I can't write haikus
But I will try to make one
Did I do it?
No, sir, not this time.
But if you keep on trying
You will get it right
I am a runner...
I'm thin and light as feather...
I run fast and climb...
My good sir you fail.
That was eight syllables long.
Try harder next time.
[editline]07:52PM[/editline]
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You are a quick man,
I was going to post that!
Thank you and good day.
[editline]07:53PM[/editline]
Making these are fun!
But sometimes I hit the wall
And can`t make a pun :frown:
You are a poet
But you did not know it, sir.
That's such an old joke.
I don't like Haikus
I think they are overused
Now I am confused.
That one rhymed too.
I write this haiku
Not knowing exactly why
I feel silly
This is a strange thread.
But I think this thought is good.
Armadillos, bitch.
This thread is interesting
Your sentences have to be short
Also, HABBADABBA
Walked into the store.
Payed cashier in pennies.
He replied, "Bitch, please"
Girl, across the room
Gently working, sitting there
hot damn she is fine
:dance:
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;17850537]Girl, across the room
Gently working, sitting there
hot damn she is fine
:dance:[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, I am hard.
What the fuck should I do now?
Why did I wear sweats?
[QUOTE=The Inzuki;17850592]Oh shit, I am hard.
What the fuck should I do now?
Why did I wear sweats?[/QUOTE]
Here sir, do this
Click on a pic and grab the dick
go up and down rapidly
Haikus are stupid.
I shall not be taking part.
Good day to you sir.
Coming from the hood.
See me rollin', they hatin'.
Riding my segway.
Those are not haikus.
They're supposed to be written
in Japanese, jerks.
Just to let you know,
I am not a weeaboo,
I just like poems.
you know what to do
when a post is very dumb
deliver boxes
[editline]07:07PM[/editline]
john freeman who was
gordon freeman's brother was
one day in office
Sometimes I fall down
What a weird thing to say man
I rarely fall down
What the f*ck is this!?
A f*cking thread on haikus!?
My head now asplode!
Here I sit, thinking hard
Thinking up something witty.
Counting syllables....
I hate reading haikus
It rips up my brain
Damn, syllables always hurt.
This is a haiku I like to call "Cat."
Cat cat cat cat cat.
Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat.
Cat cat cat cat cat.
Thank you.
whats a Haikus?
Even idiots
know what haikus are you damn
moronic poopie
Gave me a big Hug
Preceeded to grab her ass
Did not mind at all
:smug:
Penis Penis Pe
Nis Penis Penis Penis
Penis Penis Pe.
...Nis.
That's all I got.
Disgruntled Likes
You Guessed it Penis Penis
And much more Penis
I killed a spider
I went to get a tissue
Now it's not there, fuck.
This is my Haiku.
I need seven syllables
Can I have an A?
This is pretty fun
I still count with my fingers
So I feel stupid.
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