The postcount of the user above is the year, what happened?
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The post count of the user above you is the year, whats happening or what happened?
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Martian colonials rebels seize control of key industrial centers beginning Martian war for independence.
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Mardavij captured and killed Asfar and in rapid succession conquered Hamadan, Dinavar and Isfahan from the governors of the caliph. Then he turned against Makan with whom he had at first concluded a treaty after having received his support against Asfar.
I died by being stoned.
This thread was still shit
God died
It was the middle ages, and everything was shit
The year 3055 AD
The Earth is less fit for organic life. A war has been sparked thanks to the terrorist attack on the United Nations building. The Russian and American governments nearly finish secret programs to build large megaships that carry 20k people using Area 51 technology to go frontier in space to colonize planets similar to Earth
636
still far from the fucking middle ages
[editline]19th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Solomon;40693691]It was the middle ages, and everything was shit[/QUOTE]
thats right
Humanity has depleted all of earth's resources, very few life forms remain on Earth.
When attempting time travel, physicists crash the simulation we live in. Unfortunately, God went a few hundred years without creating a backup. The most recent one was the year 2013 on this very day. After a system restore, here we are.
erik smokes too much weed and while looking at drawings from davinci, suddenly becomes a rocket scientist and develops the helicopter as we know it today
11 647
I finally found a girlfriend.
6,943
the iphone 532 comes out with an all new 90'' diamond-embedded crystal screen
still shatters when it lands after a toss on your bed
2651
95% of the worlds population are females
fuck you
78
women still burn at the stake for messing up dinner. ah the glory days.
11,649
a mcdonalds burger from 1983 still looks fresh
2653, humanity has recently nuked the shit out of planet Earth and won't be returning to it for the next two thousand years so they all live on mars now after they fuck up the planet's gravity to be like Earths.
1272-The first recorded reference is made to the game of cricket.
HL3 still hasn't been released
Some monk took a shit outside a church
Pope Urban II is born, leading to the crusades which kill a few million.
The preserved head of Gabe Newell announces Half Life 3.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 604 has reached only 5000 products sold.
Humanity has discovered Varren like creatures and have mated with them.
The Corinthian War begins.
Claudius II is born.
2665
The worlds supply of cows milk has been depleted, humanity begins using dogs milk.
7230
Intergalactic space travel is commonplace and has been for awhile. We now live on artificial living zones on other planets in our solar system. Most people have done away with their bodies in favor of full body prosthetics.
Gabe Newell's great great great.. etc grandson has released a teaser for Half-Life 3 but proclaims that the game won't be out for awhile.
5789AD, The Queen of England finally kicks the bucket so that Charles can finally have a go on the throne.
196 BC
Rosetta Stone created in Egypt.
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