so i woke up at like 4 am with stomach pain and have been squirting satan's brew all day
i feel like a god damn zombie, muscle aches, weakness, overall really shitty
doctors of FP i call on you
inb4 "it's cancer, you're going to die, lol"
Anyway, maybe you should see an actual doctor, did you take anything? Eat anything strange?
Damn that must suck, it might be gastro, if so treat it immediately
I ate 6 eggrolls and went to bed.
I woke up and it turned out I shat myself in my sleep.
Watch what the fuck you're eating / drinking, some foods can give you horrible stomach aches or even the flu.
I drank a fuck ton of smoky tabasco sauce the day before, i think that is the culprit
[QUOTE=lenx;37584597]inb4 "it's cancer, you're going to die, lol"
Anyway, maybe you should see an actual doctor, did you take anything? Eat anything strange?[/QUOTE]
Signs of stage 3 cancer+aids
i put lots of it on everything i ate, shit was good
Try not to go anywhere, just stay at home. Nothing is worse when you have the shits and you're in a public location. As for the pain, just take some medicine. Pepto works wonders for me. Also most notably, drink water, you lose a lot of fluids when you get the shits.
As for the diarrhea itself, all you can do is deal with it. Enjoy having your poop chute feel like sandpaper from wiping it so much.
Only eat bland foods, like unseasoned broiled chicken, for example, it won't make your stomach better, but it helps to keep you full without upsetting your stomach anymore.
Also, don't eat a one pound bag of beef jerky in one day, I had diarrhea for three straight days after that.
You have Flu symptoms. You could have the Flu.
Then again it could be anything. Just get some bed rest and drink plenty of fluids.
been drinking a ton of water and gatorade and eating dry toast and bananas
napped for a few hours and feeling considerably better, i think the flood gates have closed, my mind feels sharper and my body doesnt ache as much, I'd say a strong 60% improvement over the last 4-5 hours
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2 am for me right now so im gon back to bed
There's pills to fix that, when you can remove your ass from the toilet seat for 30 minutes, go buy some :v:
eat plenty of fruit
Diarrhoea means you are having far too much yellow bile in your vains a demon probably put it in there when you were a sleep. Eating a lot of granola to absorp the excess yellow bile works wonders or salted bean fragments. Always fixes me
BRAT diet. Bananas, rice, apples, toast.
Don't go in any hot tubs.
You are attacked by virus
They are inferior non living shit particles
They get dead by your immune system after a day
get a big bottle of coke and a small empty bottle of water, put some coke on the small bottle, shake it and open up the lid, this'll extract the gas from the coke. Keep drinking that shit, it'll stop your diarrhea.
My doctor told my mother to do that when I was a baby, so I didn't have to take medication.
Drink lots of water, diarrhea dehydrates you quickly and sucks the energy out of you.
Go to the doctors you idiot, facepunch isn't exactly medically qualified
so sick of seeing these threads
It's better than constipation, at least. Unless you have nothing to do and a really good book around, in which case constipation is kind of a godsend.
By the way threads like this are against the rules I think
Eat lots of salty food and don't drink anything.
You need more fiber in your diet.
West Nile?
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