• Your omega-as-fuck moments.
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Well, in 11th grade, i was taking to a bunch of hot chicks, my brother decides to call me be call me because he wants taco bell after school, my ring tone suddenly goes off like a sonic boom. I just stand there, getting stared at. best awkward moment ever. [B]starts at 1:35[/B] [video=youtube;imamcajBEJs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs[/video]
I called someone mean online.
None.
When I was in 8th grade a bully tried to punch me, but I blocked it and put him in a headlock and made him say sorry. Then when I let him go he punched me for real so I ran away :downs:
i took a shit and didn't need to wipe
i sense this thread will be full of arrogant posts well i almost got mugged by 2 black guys on the way to my friends house, one of them came at me and i elbowed him in the stomach and he fell down and the other one went to check on them and i just kinda kept walking another mugging story, it was a white guy and a black guy this time, but my phone literally just died and i put it away as they walked past, and they said some stupid shit like "hey nice phone lemme hold it for a second", and i took it out and said it was broken (my phone has a really cracked screen lmao) and they were like "o ok nig" and i kept walking... not really alpha but w/e
Me and my friend were at a club we've never been in before, we're both sitting talking and whatnot (not drinking since we were the designated drivers that night). I see 2 hot girls enter, usually I wouldn't have paid any mind to them, but this time I decided to just look at one of them all like *bedroom eyes*. Before we knew it they both come and sit with us and we have an awesome time together.
When I stood up to my friend when the other guy was trying to bully him. God, that other guy was such a dickhead.
This one time in Afghan, they had us all pinned down. Everytime we poked our head out, bullets would snap by. They ordered me to 'run the rabbit' to draw fire, so I sprinted out. Volleys of fire impacted around me hitting near my feet and behind me. Luckily, I ran a good 50m dodging every single bullet somehow. After changing my shit-stained underwear in cover, I smirked. noob ass Taliban.
[QUOTE=Duckie;41184105]i took a shit and didn't need to wipe[/QUOTE] the legendary ghost poop
i punched somebody through the internet
In my freshmen year of high school, some kid that was like 6'5" and about 280 lbs was being a twat, he was dumb as rocks too. He kept trying to kick me, I told him to stop a couple times. After not stopping, I grabbed his foot, put my hand on his hips and shoved him into the bleachers (this was in gym), the impact bounced him face first into the ground. He got a referral, sent to the principles office.
i ran a red light in gta and didn't feel bad
Looked at an asshole chav in the street. He said " WOT R U FOOKIN LOOKIN @ M8 " I simply replied " A twat " and walked away slowly. Humiliated in front of the whole street.
I masturbate and then don't wash my hands all day
Some smug twat had a go at me so I darted around him and bear hugged him until he was winded. Fuckin' did that king-kong hitting my chest thing afterwards and I felt like a goddamn man.
I don't get angry on the internet.
sneuop
I knocked my previous friend in the face for being an asshole in class. Nobody talks shit to me anymore. I lost my shit and punched him in the lip, knocking him on the floor. This was right at the front of the class too, i got minimum punishment for doing it, since he was probably the biggest twat in the entire school. EDIT: I almost forgot, he pulled this tough-guy shit through school up until that day. Turns out, after i had left, he walked out of class crying like a little baby according to another friend of mine.
screencapping parts of this thread for r/cringepics
[QUOTE=Handsome Matt;41184591][img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/13435_420288175968_5591551_n.jpg[/img] He must of been real scared of you.[/QUOTE] So this is the kid that tried trolling me on Steam. Haha. Hahaha. Oh god. Haha.
Some guy who beat me up in the 5th grade sees me eating chicken "You are what you eat, a chicken." Me "So that's why you're such a dick" everyone sitting around me "ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Back in school there was a party for everyone as a last day of school thing. Their was super drama about this one girl being fought over by two guys (So generic I know) and one guy told the girl to STFU when he was talking to the other one and everyone went quiet. Like 50 people. I go, "Ha! He just fucked up!" from the background. Everyone starts laughing AWKWARD BREAKER!
alpha as fuck???? when am I not alpha ass fuck?
[QUOTE=NoDachi;41186436]screencapping parts of this thread for r/cringepics[/QUOTE] Going to reddit is cringeworthy enough on its own.
[QUOTE=Handsome Matt;41184591][img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/13435_420288175968_5591551_n.jpg[/img] He must of been real scared of you.[/QUOTE] Austin Powers?
[QUOTE=PlasmaDan;41186767]Going to reddit is cringeworthy enough on its own.[/QUOTE] I'll take the hit for this cos i'm ~alpha~
In like 7th or 8th grade, some kid was being a prick on the bus, talking all about he was gonna fuck my sister and everything, which normally is just whatever because kids say stupid shit like that, but this kid was just the biggest asshole ever to begin with, so I told him if he kept talking I'd hit him. I was like, 5'6", 110 lbs at the time, so obviously I wasn't in any shape to fight anyone, so he kept talking. I punched him square in the nose. He didn't talk to rest of the time and the bus driver didn't, or at least pretended not to, see it.
in the past few days, i hit a spanish smug with a net, made him fall in many of my traps and sent him a mean letter, today he told me that he's going to move out of my town in like 5 days the new animal crossing is great guys
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