QUICK the nearest item to your left is your weapon to defeat them so you must post it NAO ALL OF YOU
ok my weapon is.......a popsicle stick :/
The case for my retainer.
butterfly knife! huzzah!
Car keys.
It's ok i'm a pirate.
I'd whoop a ninja's ass.
The item to my left is a wall.
A bookshelf to kill the ninjas with knowledge
A straw wrapper.
Nearly all "ninjas" I've met are Japanophiles who go to Ninjutsu school, swing around the historically questionable ninjato sword, and wear that signature black cotton jumpsuit.
If I were attacked by modern "ninjas", I would flick out my pocket knife and watch them run in terror but since it's to my right I'll have to get my belt from the left.
[IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/2u6ofhh.jpg[/IMG]
Feel belt buckle wrath you bloody "ninjas"!
A PS3 controller, pillow, 360, PS3, 360 controller, my computer, and 3 small trophies
An iron.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;23530095]A PS3 controller, pillow, 360, PS3, 360 controller, my computer, and 3 small trophies[/QUOTE]
PS..I said CLOSEST so only one kaybye
[QUOTE=OtterFromSpace;23530210]PS..I said CLOSEST so only one kaybye[/QUOTE]
They are about the same distance away
Hard to tell which is closer
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;23530231]They are about the same distance away
Hard to tell which is closer[/QUOTE]
*pushes all away except one trophy*
ok so it looks as if that one trophy *points to it* is the closest so you are damned to beat ninjas to death with your trophy well...sucks for you unlike myself I have an awesome popsicle stick that I have just finished drawing on (because im bored YOU DONT KNOW MEH)
[QUOTE=OtterFromSpace;23530466]*pushes all away except one trophy*
ok so it looks as if that one trophy *points to it* is the closest so you are damned to beat ninjas to death with your trophy well...sucks for you unlike myself I have an awesome popsicle stick that I have just finished drawing on (because im bored YOU DONT KNOW MEH)[/QUOTE]
You'll never guess what I have
[sp]Never.[/sp]
[sp]Oh yeah another spoiler to waist your time, spoiler reading fag[/sp]
Curtains...... scaarry.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;23530578]You'll never guess what I have
[sp]Never.[/sp]
[sp]Oh yeah another spoiler to waist your time, spoiler reading fag[/sp][/QUOTE]
that little trick you pulled WANTS TO MAKE ME KILL YOU
not really
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[QUOTE=The.Joker;23530597]Curtains...... scaarry.[/QUOTE]
:( I wish I had curtains
I wish I WAS curtains
I have a drivers permit, can't do shit with that! :sigh:
I've got a hard drive there, I suppose I can bash the ninja on the head with it or something
The nearest item to my left is a handgun, but we all know ninjas can defeat guns, so I will reach for the next closest thing: an LED flashlight. blind the fucker and whack the metal flashlight against his face!
I have a mounted two-handed Broadsword (sharp, in sheath)
What if the ninja is to my left?
A shelf of games
a chair!!!!HUZZAAAH!!!!!
my kitten, she just meowed
Bastard sword handed down to me from my grandfather.
This thread is misleading. In the event of a ninja attack, you'd be dead before you saw it coming.
I better take a thumbtack defense class, that's the closest thing on my immediate left
Door :sigh:
[IMG_thumb]http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2009/090925-ninja-cant-moon.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
I don't need a weapon :colbert:
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