The premise is simple: See how much google translate can mess up a sentence.
Basically, take a sentence, put it in google translate, translate it to a language, copy that language that translate it to a different language, repeat 4 times, then put it back to English and see what you get.
Ex:
Existing is really awesome and I love it.
Final result after translating to Russian, then to French, then to German, then to Chinese, then finally to Japanese before going back to English:
Although it is really great, I love it.
Go
Or you could, you know, use this. It's the same as your idea, just simpler.
[url]http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator[/url]
[QUOTE=MagicSwap;35017606]Or you could, you know, use this. It's the same as your idea, just simpler.
[url]http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh. Okay then.
"this thread is terrible"
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"Thread"
Original text:
"That guys is cool"
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"RASH period"
Wat?
"My cat dislikes this shit."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"My cat is not considered spam."
Original text:
"A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun! Then we will fight in the shade."
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"Persian Empire in its body. We know that the Sun!!! And then we help fight varjulistest places."
Wat :v:
"Tonight, we dine, IN HELL!
...10 translations later Bing gives to us;
"Now we eat shit!"
Oh god what?
[quote]"I'm breaking up with you."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"How to remove UK security?"[/quote]
i don't fucking even
Original text:
"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Automatic translation between text and knowledge about the Bible. (Text) of all administrators often Graham row"
Original text:
"I never asked for this."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"You can run."
you better get going jensen
Origional text:
"And then spagetti fell out of my pocket"
35 translations later bing gives us:
"Moisture and bags Sbagit"
And idea: each post we take the previous post, add three words to it, then put it through the translate process. It would be hilarious to see the end result.
Original text:
"Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"8: TV?"
Original:
"Harry dick and cunt potter gets raped by snake."
Result after 6 languages:
"Harry Potter and the member is raped by a snake vagina"
[B]Edit:[/B]
With bing translator after 10 languages;
Original:
"Garry likes his ass"
Result:
"Gary loves anal"
Why am I so bald?
7 tries
Would you like to peel me?
Goddammit , Japan.
"Begin the day with a friendly voice, a companion unobtrusive."
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"Today with a friend, Philip · (G) · a good sound will play."
"Do you know anything about my penis?"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Do it all with his brother?"
Penis = Brother :V
*This might be good for Photoshop Contest to illustrate the outcome of the texts with visuals.
[quote]"The anal rapist was denied a bank loan"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Vote Sweden language."[/quote]
wut?
Original text:
"Team fortress 2 is a game that has hats"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Game and Cap 2 basic commands"
How
"Hello weary travellers! I am crazy Wolfgang, your one stop shop for junk, shit and random crap."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Welcome to the Témérair Viaduct is tired, Wolfgang Dick is awful."
[editline]6th March 2012[/editline]
Not even hello survives.
Original text:
"Hello"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Coming in the future."
"Did you have sex with my uncle?"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Hot?"
Original text:
"I want to stick my dick inside of a girl"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Cock WINS."
"Reddit "
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"Digg"
When I try to translate 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic', the translation stop on the second language with the same words..
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What a relief.
"Wipe them out. All of them."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Here is how all of these things."
"I am an arse bandit."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"My body."
I wish to pleasure myself with your genitalia. "
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"You want to reject God."
"Fuck off and die."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Oh death"
"Sometimes, it's a good idea to eat bricks."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"There is enough food. If necessary, a red brick building."
[B]And now, some advice from Bing.[/B]
"Facepunch is a vortex of fuck."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Change the life of Facepunch"
(Both with 35 translations and random order)
10 translations:
[quote]Original text:
"I am not an accurate translator myself but I do think I can manage better than these shit sites"
...10 translations later Bing gives us:
"I'm not a translation: I think you can manage is worse than on the Web"[/quote]
35 translations:
[quote]Original text:
"I am not an accurate translator myself but I do think I can manage better than these shit sites"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"From The Internet."[/quote]
wat
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