• Google translate telephone line
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The premise is simple: See how much google translate can mess up a sentence. Basically, take a sentence, put it in google translate, translate it to a language, copy that language that translate it to a different language, repeat 4 times, then put it back to English and see what you get. Ex: Existing is really awesome and I love it. Final result after translating to Russian, then to French, then to German, then to Chinese, then finally to Japanese before going back to English: Although it is really great, I love it. Go
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[QUOTE=MagicSwap;35017606]Or you could, you know, use this. It's the same as your idea, just simpler. [url]http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator[/url][/QUOTE] Oh. Okay then.
"this thread is terrible" ...10 translations later Bing gives us: "Thread"
Original text: "That guys is cool" ...10 translations later Bing gives us: "RASH period" Wat?
"My cat dislikes this shit." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "My cat is not considered spam."
Original text: "A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun! Then we will fight in the shade." ...10 translations later Bing gives us: "Persian Empire in its body. We know that the Sun!!! And then we help fight varjulistest places." Wat :v:
"Tonight, we dine, IN HELL! ...10 translations later Bing gives to us; "Now we eat shit!" Oh god what?
[quote]"I'm breaking up with you." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "How to remove UK security?"[/quote] i don't fucking even
Original text: "Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Automatic translation between text and knowledge about the Bible. (Text) of all administrators often Graham row"
Original text: "I never asked for this." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "You can run." you better get going jensen
Origional text: "And then spagetti fell out of my pocket" 35 translations later bing gives us: "Moisture and bags Sbagit" And idea: each post we take the previous post, add three words to it, then put it through the translate process. It would be hilarious to see the end result.
Original text: "Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "8: TV?"
Original: "Harry dick and cunt potter gets raped by snake." Result after 6 languages: "Harry Potter and the member is raped by a snake vagina" [B]Edit:[/B] With bing translator after 10 languages; Original: "Garry likes his ass" Result: "Gary loves anal"
Why am I so bald? 7 tries Would you like to peel me? Goddammit , Japan.
"Begin the day with a friendly voice, a companion unobtrusive." ...10 translations later Bing gives us: "Today with a friend, Philip · (G) · a good sound will play."
"Do you know anything about my penis?" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Do it all with his brother?" Penis = Brother :V *This might be good for Photoshop Contest to illustrate the outcome of the texts with visuals.
[quote]"The anal rapist was denied a bank loan" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Vote Sweden language."[/quote] wut?
Original text: "Team fortress 2 is a game that has hats" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Game and Cap 2 basic commands" How "Hello weary travellers! I am crazy Wolfgang, your one stop shop for junk, shit and random crap." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Welcome to the Témérair Viaduct is tired, Wolfgang Dick is awful." [editline]6th March 2012[/editline] Not even hello survives. Original text: "Hello" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Coming in the future."
"Did you have sex with my uncle?" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Hot?"
Original text: "I want to stick my dick inside of a girl" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Cock WINS."
"Reddit " ...10 translations later Bing gives us: "Digg"
When I try to translate 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic', the translation stop on the second language with the same words.. .... .... .... What a relief.
"Wipe them out. All of them." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Here is how all of these things." "I am an arse bandit." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "My body."
I wish to pleasure myself with your genitalia. " ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "You want to reject God."
"Fuck off and die." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Oh death"
"Sometimes, it's a good idea to eat bricks." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "There is enough food. If necessary, a red brick building." [B]And now, some advice from Bing.[/B] "Facepunch is a vortex of fuck." ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Change the life of Facepunch" (Both with 35 translations and random order)
10 translations: [quote]Original text: "I am not an accurate translator myself but I do think I can manage better than these shit sites" ...10 translations later Bing gives us: "I'm not a translation: I think you can manage is worse than on the Web"[/quote] 35 translations: [quote]Original text: "I am not an accurate translator myself but I do think I can manage better than these shit sites" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "From The Internet."[/quote] wat
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