• The TRUE FACTS thread.
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In this thread, we post [B]TRUE, HONEST FACTS[/B]. Nothing, and i mean [B]NOTHING[/B] in this thread is made up, false or otherwise fabricated. [sp]I'm lying, lets make up some facts.[/sp] [B]TRUE THINGS THAT ARE TRUE:[/B] - Did you know that Crocodiles have no sexual organs, and reproduce telepathically? - Emma Watson has a chronic foot fetish? - Penguins can detect wi-fi. - one of the main ingredients in both Coke and Pepsi is, in fact, Dr pepper. Come, share your true facts with us!
This is a good thread.
Fact: My penis is gigantic!
LMAO pics is a hilarious thread
The Facepunch rating system was implemented by Johnson Jones, a close friend to Garry and former shadow-moderator of Facepunch Forums. In early 2005, Garry entered his office asking for new fresh ideas for this up-and-coming forum he had created. Johnson stared blankly back at Garry, his mind whirring and calculating. Inside Johnson's mind, he went over the years he had shared with Garry... When Garry first came to Johnson with his idea, "Oi, Johnson, ya prat! I ma'e me uh forum, I did!", Johnson reached into his pocket to reveal a gold star ribbon, with which he promptly attached to Garry's shirt. "Johnson! I got me uh good idea, I do! What if we sat wrong-sided on the toilets, eh?" Johnson, who had been unpacking his belongings in his new "flat" grabbed an empty cardboard box, and placed it over Garry's head in a silent manner, a look of disdain in his eyes. While all of these memories were zooming through Johnson's head, Garry stood in the doorway, mouth agape, hunched over waiting for a response. Johnson blinked. He raised his right hand and merely made a check mark in the air. "That's bri'yant, that is!" exclaimed Garry, "A ratin' system!" Thus the rating system was born.
The Argentine Ruddy Duck has a 9-inch cork screw penis.
[U][B]Fact[/B][/U] Anime was actually a WMD developed by the Japanese military in the dying days of World War 2. The idea was to turn the allies into androgynous cat-folk and then enslave them for Hilter's secret moon base.
[B]FACT[/B]: there are more than 2000 people living in the United States
[QUOTE=Chaplin;45957383][B]FACT[/B]: there are more than 2000 people living in the United States[/QUOTE] there is less than 1 trillion people on earth!
FACT: This is internet.
I turn 25 in 30 minutes.
FACT: I can touch my nipples using only toes
[QUOTE=rebel1324;45957481]FACT: This is internet.[/QUOTE] FACT: Im just behind you.
[QUOTE=insistent;45957542]FACT: Im just behind you.[/QUOTE] FACT: Assclown is behind the water crysis.
[QUOTE=HWECQI;45957087]Fact: My penis is gigantic![/QUOTE] Fact: As is mine!
sucking dick is a cure for halitosis if you swallow
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;45957631]sucking dick is a cure for halitosis if you swallow[/QUOTE] FACT: Swallowing is optional really nobody got this joke? The thread is about making up facts, so this one is false
[B]FACT[/B]: Overalls are still fashionable, so feel free to wear some without shame. [QUOTE=KOS-MOS;45957317]The Argentine Ruddy Duck has a 9-inch cork screw penis.[/QUOTE] Coiled or straight? Can't just spew a fact without the details, man.
[QUOTE=Hiphopopotomus;45957642]FACT: Swallowing is optional[/QUOTE] no it isn't i did the research i know the results
The etymology of the word "laugh" is the base for the word "human". The atffix "a" and "u" transferred over through the consonants to make up the word "human". You could say that the word "laugh" is more human than "human". But more importantly, if you take a look at the word "laugh", you can see the word "augh" or "agh", which implies that laughter was actually invented for the enjoyment of others' misery, as the "laugh" is usually the response to something terrible happening to other people. William Gorhem studied this phenomenon with a group of monkeys. Five of them were put in one room with a glass divider separating them from the other room of five other monkeys. The first five watched as the second five were brutally electrocuted, with electrocution lasting up to five minutes before death. Amidst the smell of fried brethren, the scientist performing the study was put in jail and nothing came of the study. But the word laugh delves much deeper than misery. The commonly accepted formula for comedy has actually been proven wrong thanks to The Yorkshire Institute of Comediology. It is popular belief that the equation for comedy reads as follows: Comedy = Tragedy + Time However, it appears that it is slightly more complicated, but understandable nonetheless: Comedy = Time/Tragedy If an enormously terrible incident occurs "too soon", as some might say, it usually results in fractional comedy, which is to say "not funny". The example that led to the curiosity of the institute's Vice President, John Taslov, was when Gilbert Gottfried tweeted about the Japanese Tsunami of 2014, stating "The Japanese deserved it" followed by "Seriously guys, I hate the Japanese". John Taslov concluded that the reason these tweets weren't funny was simply because not enough time had passed, resulting in fractional data. Had he made the tweets even just months later, many would have found the true genius in Gottfried's humor and favorited the tweet.
[B]FACT[/B]:[U] Hitler did nothing wrong.[/U]
FECT: Raccoons can grant wishes if you rub their belly.
FACT: Jesus Christ died for your sins and if you don't accept him as your lord and saviour you're going to hell
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;45957658]no it isn't i did the research i know the results[/QUOTE] that's the joke dude, swallowing is required FACT: One out of four Americans
[B]FACT[/B]: There are no true facts in this thread.
[QUOTE=Angua;45957789][B]FACT[/B]: There are no true facts in this thread.[/QUOTE] [B][U]FACT:[/U][/B] I'm better than Angua because I bolded [I]and[/I] underlined the word "fact"
[QUOTE=Angua;45957789][B]FACT[/B]: There are no true facts in this thread.[/QUOTE] Nothing I say is right Nothing I say is wrong
FACT: [QUOTE=wauterboi;45957823]Nothing I say is right Nothing I say is wrong[/QUOTE]
FACT: This thread is a true facts thread.
This statement is a lie
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