[QUOTE]There really were people who came to us with proposals of: ‘Okay, it's Half-Life 1, and there are horses, and it's a cavalry charge, and it's high-tech carbon armor on the horses,'" Newell added. "And we were like, ‘What the f*** are you talking about? Have you even played this?'"[/QUOTE]
Got this idea from when Valve was pitched with offers to make a movie.
Its movie adaptation of Half Life 2.
And yeah.
All of them.
[B]Bejeweled[/B]
Casting Nic Cage as Duke Nukem.
An everyman with the power to alter minor probabilities recruits a one-eyed con artist, a professional negotiator, and a brawny madman who lives for the thrill of battle. Their goal? To fend off the forces of Hell itself, and to wrest two captured damsels from the clutches of Mammon herself.
Coming this Summer
[i]The Binding of Isaac[/i]
Ok so.. It's Half-Life 2, and Gordon kills Breen and stuff and saves people, BUT THEN..
HE WAKES UP!
Also 1000th post go me!
Bioshock.
The entire cast is not played by Ken Levine exclusively.
One Direction Dance,
That's already fucked up enough as it is eh?
Lego star wars. But with batman.Played by Kevin Bacon.
The setting is in deep space where man kind has never ventured before. A space station type ship has encountered a statue that turns creatures into deformed demons. I present to you, Dead Space the movie. Starring Shia Labeouf as Issac Clarke. Eddie Murphy as Captain Benjamin Mathius. Megan Fox as Kendra Daniels. And Emma Stone as Nicole Brennan. Directed by Michael Bay. Produced by Michael Bay. Includes three scenes with Michael Bay.
Ghost Trick, but from a human's perspective.
All of the call of duty modern warfares, nothing else needs to be said
Gordon speaks.
Mass Effect, but instead have Councilor Udina as the main character, and have it focus on his diplomatic struggles to bring humanity to a respectable level in the galaxy's eyes.
[QUOTE=Estolle93;39268285]Mass Effect, but instead have Councilor Udina as the main character, and have it focus on his diplomatic struggles to bring humanity to a respectable level in the galaxy's eyes.[/QUOTE]
sounds like a good movie actually
Super Mario Brothers the Movie.
Halo 2, where Admiral Hood is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[QUOTE=xEdgeworth;39269185]Halo 2, where Admiral Hood is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.[/QUOTE]
You're supposed to ruin a movie, not make it awesome.
Heavy Rain, but every character - even children(Who are cgi altered to make it work) Is played by Matt Damon
Custer's Revenge - Everyone played by Matt Damon
Skyrim The Movie - but everyone is played by Brian Blessed in a different sex costume
[QUOTE=georgeface;39270139]Skyrim The Movie - but everyone is played by Brian Blessed in a different sex costume[/QUOTE]
Ok, that would be fucking amazing.
[QUOTE=Skyward;39269215]You're supposed to ruin a movie, not make it awesome.[/QUOTE]
I'm thinking of the cheesy lines and the accent that makes everything he says seem exaggerated.
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;39270286]Ok, that would be fucking amazing.[/QUOTE]
Does this shit appeal to you? Been working on it since you posted
[IMG]http://puu.sh/1Pqc0[/IMG]
[QUOTE=georgeface;39270846]Does this shit appeal to you? Been working on it since you posted
[IMG]http://puu.sh/1Pqc0[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Beautiful. This is truly the pinnacle of art.
[QUOTE=J-RcZ;39270913]Beautiful. This is truly the pinnacle of art.[/QUOTE]
Gonna do dat trailer tomorrow :P
Red Dead Redemption, Starring Adam Sandler as John Marston
[QUOTE=Justin Case;39271058]Red Dead Redemption, Starring Adam Sandler as John Marston[/QUOTE]
You win the thread.
Christopher Walken as the main Zoo owner in Zoo Tycoon: The Movie.
Bioshock movie, but all Little Sisters are played by Steve Buscemi
Zelda: The Movie, directed by Micheal Bay
Movie is set in modern times
Link is played by Shia LaBeouf
Links role is reduced to saving Zelda (and having romantic scenes with her) while Ganon is taken down by the Hylian Military
Link has a sword that shoots beams that explode
Link rides a motorcycle named Epona who is voice acted as a "ghetto" offensive black stereotype
Two sequels are made with plots that make no sense within the continuity of the first one
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