• Stupid Mistakes + Your Reaction
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Self-explanatory. For little to no effort, use >text! >get kickass job at pub across the road from home >"remember, don't give your friends free drinks" >"remember, don't give your friends free drinks" >"remember, don't give your friends free drinks" >give friends free drinks >get fired [img]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/well-fuck-your-shit.jpg[/img]
>Smash down nails with foot >Nail goes through foot >"Oh goddammit."
I mom fucked and she pregnant wth
[QUOTE=Meatmuppet;22286841]I mom fucked and she pregnant wth[/QUOTE] hot
>Sharpen sharpen sharpen. >Have a look at the edge to check progress. >Sneeze. >"What the he- Ooh, I'm bleeding." >Scar on eyebrow.
>Find car cigarette lighter in used car. >Smash finger down on the coil. >Scar on thumb for rest of my life.
>Turn on desk-fan. >Get erection. >Get fresh air to little man. >A bit too close. Reaction: >HOLY MOTHERFUCKER OF GOD! Just glad it was on the setting "1", it did no real damage.
> Smash a cars roof flat with a forklift > Get told it was a wrong car > Get told it was going to be sold > Feel like I should crawl into the deepest hole on earth and never climb out I didn't get fired for that, people just kept bringing it up for the rest of the summer. :v:
Just to let you know im 17 and this all happend last night... This is what a bottle of The Famous Grouse looks like:[IMG]http://www.thegreenwellystop.co.uk/whiskyshop/images/uploads/famousgrouse2.jpg[/IMG] >Drank a bottle of Budweiser >Decided to drink some whiskey >Opened A brand new bottle of The Famous Grouse >Had way too many shots (drank at least half the bottle) >went out and got a lamb curry >got back, sat infront of tv eating the curry and having another bottle of Budweiser >finished what WAS an unopened bottle of The Famous Grouse >Scared my mum to death as she walks in to find me swimming in my sick. >Almost died because of vomiting whilst sleeping (could of easily choked on vomit) >Woke up next morning with a monster head ache and dryed up sick all over my face Reaction: How the fuck am I still alive?
>Wake up >Fall out of bed >Realize your on top bunk Reaction: Muzzled up scream as pain surges through me
> Glass fell on floor and shattered > My mom cleaned the floor but warned my "don't walk around without something on your feet as usual" > Fuck that > Small piece of sharp glass on feet > A simple "fuuuu" cannot describe my reaction
[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;22290449]> Glass fell on floor and shattered > My mom cleaned the floor but warned my "don't walk around without something on your feet as usual" > Fuck that > Small piece of sharp glass on feet > A simple "fuuuu" cannot describe my reaction[/QUOTE] This. So many fucking times. Also: >Get into habit of drinking any unattended water on the counter. >See water, drink water, repeat. >Aha! Unattended water, I shall drink it. >It's vinegar. >:barf:
>in a trip, asked dad wtf is this yellow liquid in the bottle >he says pineapple juice >take a sip >vomit and realize it is oil
>Smash an egg with your cock >It was boiled >Can't fap for a week
>Start playing WoW >Get to level 80 >Guy tells you to type /played >Realize you wasted 14 days of your life playing with a shit of character Reaction: Fuck it, continue playing
>Notice how toaster oven gets red hot >Grab oven mitt >Touch red hot heating pipes with oven mitt >Notice sizzling noise, keep touching >See the glove go ablaze and throw it >Call dad because im too scared to throw the glove into the sink >Lose a 50$ stove
>Play with friends sword >Challenge him to race back with swords >Be told not to run >run with sword >Stab self in ankle >permanent scar for rest of life reaction >dude just gimme a band-aid its not so- OH FUCK I CAN BARELY WALK
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