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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
(damn I messed up three words, thank God for backspace and edit).
How much chuck would a wood could chuck wood if a chuck could would could wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
(I'm sensing a pattern).
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a car carrying a dead body drive in the carpool lane?
Why is Doriol a dick?
GunskiMod, you only get one question, I will answer your first.
From wikipedia:
"The song, however, has a subtext of rejoicing over that death."
So "Jimmy cracked corn" is another way of saying Jimmy kicked the bucket.
I suppose it's to help with mourning? A morbid way of saying keep your chin up?
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Doriol is a dick because that's how his personality has ended up.
If you subscribe to the nature definition of people then he was born that way.
Nurturers will be quick to say that American mass media has shaped him such that he feels by being "a dick" he will be accepted by peers. Sort of a global pecking order.
What's the best description of the creatures on Thylodon 8 in the Zydimeid star system?
Alien to us.
Ah, an American joke. Very original and well-thought out.
To which joke do you refer to?
Why do men have nipples?
From evolution: Man and women were once upon a time spawned from asexual cells and followed a hermaphroditic path (like a worm) evolution. It is by chance that men still have nipples. Also they're sexually sensitive.
From creationists: God's image.
What compelled you to make this thread?
god made it that way get over it
I ask this question on Omegle, occasionally there are brilliant questions.
I'm testing facepunch by seeing what kinds of questions are spawned...
I am upset with the results to say the least.
Who made the bible?
[QUOTE=suppertime;16664992]I ask this question on Omegle, occasionally there are brilliant questions.
I'm testing facepunch by seeing what kinds of questions are spawned...
I am upset with the results to say the least.[/QUOTE]
Maybe because no one here will take questions like that seriously.
Can you give a compelling reason to become vegetarian?
(I already am one, would just like to see your answer. :smile:)
How do you think space ends? I mean it can't be infinite.
Religions: God made the bible and passed it to man.
Atheists: Man made the bible.
Choose your own flavour of answer.
Why does the predicted mass of the quantum vacuum have little effect on the expansion of the universe?
Become a vegatarian so there's more meat for me to eat :P, seriously though the ecological state of the planet can not support six billion omnivores, if this keeps up the human race will starve the planet Earth of it's natural splendor and kill the planet. If everyone were vegitarian the planet could support about 12billion people (number might not be right, I haven't updated my facts recently sorry).
I do not believe space can end. It makes no physical sense.
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Why does the predicted mass of the quantum vacuum have little effect on the expansion of the universe?
Fuck you.
Nice trolling, unsolvable physics questions are a new thing people have asked me...
Which of your two testicles hang lower than the other?
The left one.
Very interesting...
As is your question... why are you fixated on the male reproductive organs if I might ask you a question?
What's your favourite band?
At the moment it's Red Hot Chili Peppers... for a brief stint a couple years ago it was Crash (industrial/electronical brutal thrash metal)
Athough I've been getting into folkmetal recently...
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