• Personal Unspoken Rules that Shall not be broken
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We all have those rules that above all CAN NOT and SHOULD NOT be broken. What are yours? Can be personal rules that you yourself can not break (e.g. hitting on a woman your friend already bagged), and ones that people around you should never, ever break (e.g. hitting on a woman you already bagged) One of mine is: If we're in a 3-urinal restroom, with all three free bar the one on the side that I'm using, do NOT pick the middle one. There is a urinal on the right that is perfectly fine. I don't see what compels you to pee directly next to a random stranger.
I shall not urinate on women that walk down the street.
The past is the past, no matter what.
Follow simple directions
When in doubt, add vodka.
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;40132381]One of mine is: If we're in a 3-urinal restroom, with all three free bar the one on the side that I'm using, do NOT pick the middle one. There is a urinal on the right that is perfectly fine. I don't see what compels you to pee directly next to a random stranger.[/QUOTE] That's normal social behaviour, though. People don't naturally want to invade others' personal space if they can avoid it, and if they do you wind up feeling incredibly uncomfortable. It'd be like sitting on an empty bus, someone boards the bus then sits next to you. [editline]2nd April 2013[/editline] I've given myself the personal rule of never engaging in online or mechanised gambling like video poker or slot machines. Why people do it is beyond me because it seems to be like the easiest way to get swindled. Slot machines even have labels saying they have set payouts.
Never finish your second glass of wine. I think I stole that from a Mitchell and Webb sketch, but it's something to do with being on that fuzzy line betwixt drunk and sober where everything's lovely.
[QUOTE=ojcoolj;40132381]We all have those rules that above all CAN NOT and SHOULD NOT be broken. What are yours? Can be personal rules that you yourself can not break (e.g. hitting on a woman your friend already bagged), and ones that people around you should never, ever break (e.g. hitting on a woman you already bagged) One of mine is: If we're in a 3-urinal restroom, with all three free bar the one on the side that I'm using, do NOT pick the middle one. There is a urinal on the right that is perfectly fine. I don't see what compels you to pee directly next to a random stranger.[/QUOTE] Sometimes I like to make people uncomfortable, so I will take the one next to them and start talking to them.
Fifth law of power: So Much Depends on Reputation – Guard it with your Life
If you can act weird around someone without scaring them away, they are a keeper, because they most probably will accept you for who you are.
Avoid anything that I superficially hate as to avoid potential cognitive dissonance.
Similar to the urinals thing in the OP, but, if there are seats other than ones next to me, and you don't know me, do not sit in them, I do not want to be close to you.
Don't do your "art" on anything that's worth anything, e.g. buildings of religious or historical value, or a person's property (cars, houses and the like)
I cough into my arm and always turn away from people to do so. Kind of obvious but a lot of people don't do this shit and it always bothers me. Never use legendary pokemon in multiplayer battles. Use them as betting chips and flaunt your box full of Suicune badges proudly.
No women, No Children.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;40136473]No women, No Children.[/QUOTE] All I have in this world is balls and my word, and I don't break em for nobody.
Knock before you enter
Flush the goddamn toilet. I hate going in and there is a giant turd or full of Orangish piss everywhere.
It gets better, you just have to make it so
(talking to chicks) When in doubt, send her a smiley face
When flirting with a guy, if you don't know if he is into you or not, it means you need to sort out some prescription glasses.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Don't eat people.
Never. EVER. Reveal my pony faggotry in public.
[QUOTE=Minimal;40137004]Never. EVER. Reveal my pony faggotry in public.[/QUOTE] [B]Hipster who wheres pajamas in public for some reason:[/B] Yo man, I heard you like My Little Pony? [B]Me:[/B] Uh yeah, how did you know. [I]Steam... damn you friends of friends[/I] [B]Still that sonofabitch:[/B] See those .Mov vids? Lel memes, lelololealeol and I never talked to him again. Never buy a game without playing it first or watching real gameplay footage.
double check before you zip your pants.
always accept free drugs as they can always be sold if you don't want them
When in doubt send a winky face to girls.
[QUOTE=titopei;40133128][IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=210386&dateline=1362252143[/IMG][/QUOTE] With a face like that (and not switching), I'll just be having the issue of pissing too far upwards.
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