For example I woke up with the absolute worst crick in my neck I have ever felt. I'm literally typing with my entire body turned sideways so that I can look at the screen.
Anyone else under any kind of bodily harm?
I'm married.
Some idiot kicked my finger at soccer, it's gotten better, but my finger still hurts if i try to curl it.
My throat. I'm not sick, nor am I getting sick, its just bothering me.
Broke a nail hurts like a bitch.
Got bit by a spider on my stomach, fucker was lucky I wasn't paying attention or I woulda whooped his ass.
Not really, I'd get my cat to eat him.
[QUOTE=Kade;23492984]I'm married.[/QUOTE]
[B]Physical[/B], not psychological.
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Oh shit, I'm not in any physical pain and I posted... I guess I have to hurt myself now.
Sore neck.
my tummy hurts
I was doing the garden a few minutes ago and smacked myself in the leg with a pickaxe :saddowns:
The skin to the left of one of my fingernails hurts for some reason.
My sinuses are fucked up.
My back hurts
The back of my leg, around the knee area, is hurting.
:frown:
Yeah, I've had this insane pain in my shoulder socket for about a day now. Every time i move my arm in a certain way it hurts like crazy. The whole day i've had to put up with people saying "LOL, you probably got carpel tunnel syndrome XD"
It's not carpel tunnel syndrome, doc says It's just bruised tissue. It will heal in a few days, but until then, i have to avoid making it worse by not doing any heavy lifting or making fast jerking movements with my arm... :sigh:
I have a canker sore on my lip but i keep poking it out with my tongue, but thats only making it worse.
My left wrist's been really sore past few days, and it's started to crack if I if I move it. Don't know why.
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[QUOTE=johnnyIERB;23494317]Yeah, I've had this insane pain in my shoulder socket for about a day now. Every time i move my arm in a certain way it hurts like crazy. The whole day i've had to put up with people saying "LOL, you probably got carpel tunnel syndrome XD"
It's not carpel tunnel syndrome, doc says It's just bruised tissue. It will heal in a few days, but until then, i have to avoid making it worse by not doing any heavy lifting or making fast jerking movements with my arm... :sigh:[/QUOTE]
when you masturbate, just move the wrist not the whole arm
Car drove over my foot.
I walked it off.
Pussies
the backs of my legs are aching
Cut while shaving. THE BLOOD JUST DOESN'T COME THE FUCK OFF. It just stays there, and it hurts when I try to scrape it off.
[QUOTE=jesse194;23494415]when you masturbate, just move the wrist not the whole arm[/QUOTE]
Obviously, but your shoulder tenses when you move it faster
I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday :(
Mucus was stuck in my throat, I had to splutter non stop to get rid of it so now my throat hurts like hell.
I head-butted a bear into submission. Boy will I feel that tomorrow.
My dick...
Sweet Jesus my dick it hurts so much.
punched this dude and now my pinky finger hurts, it's all swollen and red.
my cat is walking all over my lap, nudging my arm as I type, and stepping on some very private areas.
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